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Merry Christmas Newgrounds!
Yet another year will pass and the holidays only make the weeks even better!
And same as last year...I have the privilege to list all the amazing Newgrounds users I've been just by surfing blogs, flashes, audio, and art submission.
Many of these amazing artists allowed me to be their scout!
And so....here you all go! Shout outs and Youtube presents for ALL~
*Note: All youtube videos belong to their rightful owners - be it original or borrowed videos.
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The Amazing NG Staff
This year was AWESOME for the NG staff.
Tom Fulp is the royal King of Newgounds!
His generosity...dude.
The guy is giving me a Wacom Bamboo Fun Tablet!
I seriously don't know what else to say...but...
THANK YOU TOM FULP!!!!
I'll be sure to make GOOD use of this generous gift!
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Mindchamber was generous enough to be MY scout.
If it wasn't for this guy~I wouldn't be showing my art to the art-portal and wouldn't be able to scout all these amazing artists!
Thank You again Mindchamber!
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Rob is the mastermind behind the functions of the greatest thing to ever happen to NG.
The Newgrounds ART PORTAL!
You my man....are a GENIUS!
Everyone bask in your GLORY!
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1HdlI v6lnM
(link only works this way)
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Game of the Year - Ching Chong Beautiful!
This amazing Trio...
and
Have created the BEST platform game (assuming you have a fast enough computer) that I had EVER played!
It is a marvel of FRUSTRATION, enjoyment, and satisfaction!
I applaud this game SO much!
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Movie of the Year - Snow Snow for Lucy
This movie was something else.
It was the spirit of forgiveness expressed in a twisted story of shattered innocence and a frail heart of a young heroine who was brave enough to forgive.
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All my scouted artists!
Lalo is a dude with a modest art portfolio but will soon grow I assure you.
You may recognize his art from being part of last years NG calendar!
Great Art
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Denzel Crocker is an artist from the Philippines who recently organized a charity along with FatKidwithaJetpack to collect donations from Newgrounds users for relief for their country's flash flood.
This guy has a unique style to his art and I must admit, it is undoubtedly amazing.
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Marks-A-Lot is an artist who has some unique 3-D art.
Keep up the good work dude!
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PixelCake is probably the most growing in popularity artist.
Not only is her art featured as the official skin for Newgrounds Twitter....
She and I both share a love for fishies!
Good Luck Traveling Koosy!
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Beastkid7 probably is the best in growing talent that I have ever seen.
I mean...have you seen his self-portrait in colored pencil!?
Dude like you deserves a movie like this! A CLASSIC!
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RedMinus is really a dark-angel living on earth.
But don't worry...he loves Earth because of Takyokai
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Savory is also another artist whose art was also part of last years NG calander.
I love the Cheeseburger art.
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Dunhamjared has some pretty cool art.
Check this shit out! This is totally up your alley!
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Danami made me a Newgrounds Cellphone using MY logo
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AlvinHew...
Truly an artist of pure beauty and awe!
I've never seen anything so beautiful!
It is so amazing!
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Favorite NG users
Bobert-Rob is a great animator who is in touch with inspiration from his family.
His comedy is unmatched by his half-beard!
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BentheHobo is a country music star!
But you have a goal you must achieve, don't forget.
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LinaInverseFan is a wonderful woman with a loving heart!
Just don't piss her off other wise she'll blast you with magic!
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Luis sent me a Christmas card. <3
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ManiacMark still makes me laugh with his unique personality and funny flashes.
Like a Faggot Cool Ninja Rapper! He's that cool!
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Sabtastic is growing in popularity like adding wood to a forest fire!
Her installment of the -Tastic art collection is one to truely admire!
All of her art is HOT like a Chili Pepper.
Would you draw my favorite Japanese Heroine?
Cause you know how to draw women! Really hot and dangerous women! Growl!
:3
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SherockaChild22 has been my Australian Pen-Pal for quite some time.
Informing me and educating me on all things Australia.
From the Dingos to the Kangaroos!
This girl has a love for photography!
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Sorrygirl99...
Get this...she's only 14 years old...but she draws manga like a PRO!
But she's really into DARK stuff.
So this is for you...you crazy witch!
XD
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TheRealShadman will become an important artist for Newgrounds someday!
And it was WAY cool of him to draw me a Red Baron fan art!
So this is for you fellow Broham!
A collection of the best ending in video-games!
Clover Studio Music-Video-Trio.
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God LORD! That took a long time to write!
MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL!!!!
Numbah Twelve day of Christmas, my tutu give to me...
Twelve Gift Baskets...
Eleven missionary,
ten surfboards, nine pound of poi,
Eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson,
Five beeg fat peeg......
foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut,
An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.
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Part of the best way to spread Aloha is through gift baskets of Hawaiian delicacies.
These baskets of goodies often include treats that cannot be found on the mainland.
Things like...Mac Chocolates, Sour Plum, Lychee Jellies, Guava Juice, Dried Pineapple Cinnamon rings, etc.
These snacks are often bought from a "Crack-Seed" store. Crack-Seed is a pun for a store that sells many 'local' snacks.
If you enjoy tropical delights, a friend from Hawaii will mail you a package of goodies.
Numbah Eleven day of Christmas, my tutu give to me...
Eleven missionary,
ten surfboards, nine pound of poi,
Eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson,
Five beeg fat peeg......
foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut,
An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.
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The Hawaiian Missionaries are the first postage stamps of the Kingdom of Hawaii, issued in 1851. They came to be known as the "Missionaries" because they were primarily found on the correspondence of missionaries working in the Hawaiian Islands. Only a handful of these stamps have survived to the present day, and so they are amongst the great rarities of philately.
Each stamp is worth about $717,255.
And only about 15 are recorded to exist.
Who says stamp collecting is stupid!
Numbah Ten day of Christmas, my tutu give to me...
Ten surf boards,
nine pound of poi, eight ukuklele, seven shrimp a-swimmin, seex hula lesson,
five beeg fat peeg,
Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut,
An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.
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Surfing is basically what makes Hawaii so significant from the other islands of the pacific.
Many islands of the Polynesian share similar myths and legends. Similar music and foods....
But only Hawaii has brought forth the birth of Surfing....
Once a spiritual performance, surfing today is viewed as the leading ocean sport in history!
*There are about 10 different kinds of surf-boards.
Wooden
A classic style made in the old style of ancient Hawaiians. Usually 12 feet long, these boards are HEAVY and strong. But they are rarely used and only by PROS.
Shortboard aka 'Thruster'
The most common board used for competitions. These boards are usually only 5-6 feet long and are intended for quick turns. The best board for Experts.
Fish
About same length as a shortboard only wider and have a wider bottom that splits like a fish's tail. It is used to maintain speed and maneuvering. Used by intermediates.
Gun or Bullet
Long and thing in width. These boards are meant for SPEED. A board meant for Intermediates.
Longboard
These are the classic boards perfect for Beginners. They are big and long and are often the board of choice in classic surfer films. What matters most is how you design the body and how you shred the waves.
Malibu or Mini-Mal
The malibu board is similar to the longboard in its shape and riding characteristics, but it's slightly shorter length and slimmer width and tail allow for sharper turns.
Funboard
These boards perform well in all conditions and are ideal for less experienced surfers. They are EXTRA long and sturdy.
Foamboard
Otherwise known as 'foamies' or 'softboards'. They are designed for beginners... as because they are foam, they are easier to catch waves on, easier to stand up on and much more stable in the water. Also as they are foam they are less likel to hurt you or others around you, and so are an obvious choice for surf schools.
Bodyboard
Otherwise known as a 'boogie board'. They are small, more rectangular boards you lay on rather than standing. Used by a variety of age groups, one of the safest options for families in small waves. Made from polystyrene, foam, wood or fibreglass. They can be very cheap, and are a lot of fun.
Sand Skating Boards
Though technically not a surfboard, these flat wooden boards are used to skate along the wet sand of the ocean line. They are small and round. Just for fun and can be used by anyone.
*This is still the biggest wave ANYONE has ever surfed.
Numbah Nine day of Christmas, my tutu give to me...
Nine pound of poi,
eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson,
five beeg fat peeg,
foah flowah let, tree dry squid, two coconut,
An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.
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Poi is a Hawaiian word for the primary Polynesian staple food made from the corm of the taro plant (known in Hawaiian as kalo). Poi is produced by mashing the cooked corm (baked or steamed) to a highly viscous fluid. Water is added during mashing and again just before eating, to achieve a desired consistency, which can range from liquid to dough-like (poi can be known as two-finger or three-finger, alluding to how many fingers you would have to use to eat it, depending on its consistency).
The bowl of poi was considered so important and a sacred part of daily Hawaiian life that whenever a bowl of poi was uncovered at the family dinner table, it was believed that the spirit of Haloa, the ancestor of the Hawaiian people, was present.
This is because Hawaiians believed that the taro plant, or kalo, was the original ancestor of the Hawaiian people.
Numbah Eight day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
Eight ukulele,
seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson,
Five beeg fat peeg (that make TWENNY!),
foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut,
An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.
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The Ukulele was originally brought to Hawaii by the Portuguese when they sailed to Hawaii during the 19th century. There, they introduced the natives to a lute - or a small guitar - and a few generations later, the Ukulele was developed from adapting the look of a guitar.
The word "Ukulele" literally translate as "Jumping Fleas" because of the motion of picking the strings rather than strumming while playing.
The Ukulele is now the most convenient form of musical instrument for those who still enjoy the acoustic feel.
The best Ukuleles are made from Koa Wood and it's value because of history, craft, and condition could range in the Thousands of Dollars.
Still considered the quickest fingers on the island - Jake Shimabukuro is the fastest Ukulele artist.
But when you need to take things slow.....Bradda IZ
Numbah Seven day of Christmas, my tutu give to me...
Seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson,
Five beeg fat peeg, foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut,
An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.
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Garlic Shrimp is a simple shrimp scampi, but what makes it Hawaiian is the amount of sauteed garlic added to the shrimp mixed with a variety of spices and hawaiian sea salt.
Known as a surfer's choice for lunch, garlic is good for improving one's metabolism and the shrimp is loaded with calories for those hungry athletes.
WARNING: This particular dish requires ALLOT of butter. But you can easily substitute the butter for olive oil for a healthier meal.
This dish is often eaten with two scoops of rice and a lemon wedge.
So Oh'no
Numbah Seex day of Christmas, my tutu give to me...
Seex hula lesson,
five beeg fat peeg (that make TEN!),
Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut,
An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.
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Hula dancing is by far the most important thing in Hawaiian culture. For ancient Hawaiians do not have a written language system. So in order to tell stories, histories, or events...many epic events were expressed through dance and chanting.
Today...many of you mainlanders may have a different interpretation of Hula. Spongebob or whatever. Point is...your WRONG!
Hula is very spiritual and extremely important to Hawaii's culture.
Each dance gesture represents the telling of a story.
And.....once a year....a competition of Hula is held. The Mary Monarch festival.
5 straight hours of Hula.
Something everyone who lives here should watch at least once in their life time from start to finish.
It may seem boring at first, but give it 10 minutes. Your soul almost feels enchanted and at peace!
One piece of advice for you ladies...if your going to Hula yourself...
Wear something underneath!
Numbah Five day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
Five beeg fat peeg...
foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut...
An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.
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Kalua Pig is by far the main course in a traditional Hawaiian Luau feast. The term "Kalua" means to be cooked underground in an 'imu' which is a cooking place. The Imu is a big ditch dug about a foot underground and filled with hot coals. Then a pig is placed inside wrapped and covered in banana leaves. There the heat insulates but never burns the pig as the banana leaves are filled with water. It cooks with a rocky flavor and is quite delicious.
Now the whole pig could be cooked, or just parts of it (such as the shoulder, butt, or leg) which is then wrapped in Ti leaves and cooked the same way.
Many companies have tried to imitate the flavor of Kalua pig but it is NEVER taste the same as the only way to attain this original flavor isn't by some fancy spice or sauce, but by using the porks natural flavor with sea-salt and cooked in an Imu.
Here you can try to cook your own version, though it isn't traditional, it still tastes pretty good.
In addition to the holidays, Lechon is a prepared roast pork in the Philippines that is a suckling pig served with lemon, vinegar, and sauce.
(Apparently when searching for images of five pigs, I came across lechon instead of Kalua pork)
Numbah Foah day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
Foah flowah lei,
tree dry squid, two coconut,
An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.
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Flower Lei - as a tradition in most polynesian culture. Although traditionally in Hawaii it is used primarly as a symbol for well being, wealth, etc. And it is used in almost ANY festive celebration such as...
Graduations
Weddings
Birthdays
Funerals
Retirement
etc.
You can make Lei out of anything - not just flowers - you can make it out of paper and money!
