I was just minding my own, when I saw this photo shoot at Waikiki.

I had no idea who she was then my friend pointed out...

"DUDE! That's Ashlynn Brooke!"

"Who?"

"That Porn Star!"

"Oh.......(never heard of her, and don't really care.)"

-But when I saw her in person, I can see what the big deal was. This girl is HOT! Apparently she's one of the more famous ones, the ones that are like....half models...and trying for acting sort of deal....you know...kinda like Pamela Anderson.

She gave me an autograph of one of her earlier shootings.

Maybe I'm lucky I guess.

first...check out this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtQuxul vBYc

WAY WAAAAAAAAY Back...back in Middle School...I had just finished playing Metal Gear Solid 2. I had the crazy idea to draw a Female Spy character...I called her...VIPER!

I was probably 13 at the time....and I wondered what would happen if Olga's Baby would grow up to be a female super spy that totally outranked SNAKE.

I Know I know this is total Geek-Dom...but try listen.

You can't see the text very well but here it goes...

Code Name: VIPER

Eighteen Years has passed since the Bomb Disorient Plant Incident. However, a new threat suddenly emerged. Bio Warfare! The threat of terrorist of a new type of metal gear....METAL GEAR HAWK!

Trained Since birth, Viper (aka: Rose Gulikivich) has been encrypted with all the genes of all the super humans, including Solidus, Solid, Raiden, and Cell.

Given Birth by Olga Gulikivich, VIPER has been trained to read and understand the body, not words. Giving her an incredible sense of motion.

I thought it was sooo wierd seeing that Olga did in fact have a daughter, presented in a Metal Gear Solid 4 youtube clip. And what's just as wierd, is that she has parted hair to the right of her head.

Looks like Kojima and I have similar wavelengths ^^

I drew this picture way back in 2001.

Just purchased me the X-Vest.

A weighted vest that holds up to 84 lbs.

Is Waterproof...so you can swim in it.

And creates Respiratory Tightness...so you feel light your breathing on a mountain.

Basically, it's the same thing Goku (DBZ) constantly wore before removing it from a Major Battle.

I highly doubt I'll be as strong as a Goku, but I have to keep training as the common firefighter gear weighs roughly around 60 lbs.

Note to other users...don't get too excited when it comes in the mail and decide to go and see if you can actually carry the full 84 lbs. OUCH!

It's Pass or Fail

That's the outcome

first the written test

then the physical test

then the interview

then the medical test

after that....

it's judgement...it's pass or fail.

Pass = firefighter...my dream job.

Fail = broken dreams or having to wait another 2-3 years for next opening.

Must...keep...training!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_KSJP3 yBnI

That's why I decided to go cold turkey...I feel a huge weight off my shoulders.

According to Wikipedia...

Video Game Addiction

Video game addiction, also called video game overuse, is a proposed form of psychological addiction[1] composed of a compulsive use of computer and video games.

Most notable are massively multiplayer online role-playing games (MMORPGs), and related to the also-debated Internet addiction disorder. Instances have been reported in which users play compulsively, isolating themselves from social contact and focusing almost entirely on in-game achievements rather than life events.

Possible causes

Theorists focus on the built-in reward systems of the games to explain their addictive nature.
Researchers at the University of Rochester and Immersyve Inc. investigated what motivates gamers to continue playing video games. According to lead investigator Richard Ryan, they believe that players play for more reasons that just mere fun. Ryan, a motivational psychologist at Rochester, says that many video games can satisfy some basic psychological needs and often players continue to play because of rewards, freedom, and often a connection with other players.

Dr. Brody, head of the media committee at the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry, puts forth that the addiction to computer games can be caused by psychological problems such as antisocial disorder, depression, and phobias such as social phobia. He believes that many addicts want a way to escape reality and then find that they can create a whole new persona on an online game and live their life through their new online personality. Through this they can start to like fantasy life more than reality due to newfound friends and power, and thus, refuse to be drawn away from it. Dr. Brody, like others, sees the problem in computer game addiction and believes it needs to be treated on the same level as a drug addiction. According to him, computer and video game addiction is a disease. Dr. Karen Pierce, a psychiatrist at a children's hospital in Seattle, treats at least two children a week who play computer and video games excessively, and "treats it like any addiction."

Deaths

There have been four well-documented deaths caused directly by exhaustion from playing games for long periods. In South Korea, Lee Seung Seop died after playing Starcraft for over 50 hours. In Jinzhou, China, Xu Yan died after playing online games for over 15 days during the Lunar New Year holiday. In India, New Delhi, a 21 year-old college student named Naminder Pal Singh Bagga suffered from extreme exhaustion and malnutrition, and ultimately starved to death while playing Fiesta Online daily for 3 months while he bunked his college. His roommates, Ramesh and Mandeep, tried to save him but were unable to stop his excessive playing. An unnamed 30 year-old died in Guangzhou, China after playing for 3 days straight.

my opinion...

However, if your someone who has self-control...who can manager your responsibilities and play a moderate amount of time...then do so....

Other wise...if your obsessive and compulsive like me...then stay away cause it's worse than crack to people like me.According to Wikipedia

Red Baron Secret!

How to Earn Money lot's of money
....simply have your shield charged up...and attack enemies...then shield attack so you get on the oppposite side of them...then attack and rack up coins....before they go off stage...do your second shield attack. Doing this with a higher ranked weapon will in term help you earn more shield power and in return...more money.

Bonus Tip 1: the "wall" offers an ulimited number of enemies...if your willing and skillful enough to attack enemies that only offer only 2-5 coins at a time

Bonus Tip 2: Even though you restart a stage...you will in tern earn more money if you can crank out more than what you spend.

Bonus Tip 3: If you manage to defeat a boss without using your shield to block their attacks..you will earn the BBB...Bonus! Beat Bosses Blockless.

How to break the tanks
It's only guarantee if you earn the dildo...but basically if you attack with your weapon..earn up the "first" shield dash attack...then apply it....you should be able to destroy it. If not...the whole point is to rack up "combo" points for extra coins.

How to beat certain enemies

Anything Small Minor Enemy except for the Snake and Rock Giant will give power to your shield...Simply build up your power shield every-time you use your Dash attack then attack the carcass to refill you bar. (This really helps to have the Dildo...even though it's kinda a weird weapon :L

Basically....USE your Dash Attacks all the time! Round the enemies up and try to eliminate the whole group all at once.

Do this strategically and you can elevate the need to fight small enemies.

The Bosses.

The Sythe Man : He is most vulnerable when he throws his scythe...so lure him to the far corner of the stage and move about until he throws his scythe....then simply hit him and "time" your combos. When you see the scythe come back...block it with your shield and it will fly back in the opposite direction! This will allow you to finish off the enemy. This strategy works for double enemies....round them up and herd them to the end of the stage. The Sythe man can be eliminated very quickly if you have a Dash attack and doing so insures he won't be a bother during those Boss combos like the Robot and Scythe combo.

The Werewolf: DAMN FUCKING SHIT! This boss still cheats sometimes...he's harder than the ROBOT. Seriously! He still gets me. But I discovered his secret. You can land only a certain number of combos with a certain weapon before he calls off his Dogs....You can land the most combos with the Scythe (about five or six). Do this slowly...like hit...pause...hit...pause...hit...etc. Then Move away so you start your combos again at the beginning...When he goes into Charge mode this gets a little tricky....You can actually go "Through Him" ! That's right...hit him a few times...then Run straight into him...his bite will miss you and you can hit him from "Behind!" This only works 80% of the time...if you ever run into trouble...use your Dash attacks or Shield....You should save your Dash Attacks always charged up in such emergencies. Fighting Doubles is like HELL! "in-sync" or eliminate one at a time....Either way...I still HATE the werewolf.

The ROBOT: Believe it or not....even though he causes the most Damage....his forms are relatively easy / easier to defeat than the Werewolf.

To beat his first form...use werewolf claws...lure him in a far corner...and hit hit hit hit hit away! You will build up power for your shield. Then use your Dash attacks every time you get a chance...Cause you can only hit him so many times without him cheating perhaps...I say about 80% of the time he won't hit you...but don't take that chance and elimate him quickly. Use your Claws to build power and let him have it.

To beat his second form....use either Dildo, scythe, or claws....using a similar strategy to beating the first Werewolf Stage....usually if you stand still and make your timing right...you can land successions and perhaps a few Spinning moves with your sword or scythe. But don't think you will always have the upper hand...This little midget somehow will sneak a punch...If you get hit...move away! Don't hit him again! This will leave you trapped and you'll love almost all of your health. Use your Dash attacks whenever you can! You want to eliminate him as Quickly as possible!

To beat his third form....you can only hit him after he throws his bombs about 7-9 times! If he sneaks his claws....use your shield and Dash Attack. Then MOVE BITCH! Wait till he throws bombs again and move around him or make him move away from the Bombs and repeat the Process.

Overall Strategy....Eliminate the weakest or Fastest Enemies/Bosses first....one's with Projectiles must be taken out First Always!

the "Round em up" strategy is a gold-mine! It really works! Circle them enough and they will actually attack at the same time in the same place!

Just on a side note...no one technically beat my score yet...the names you see on the highest and second highest score board on Mindchamber's Website were hacked...

MindChamber says:
Its a sad day when someone spends all this time Hacking a game that's supposed to be fun. Fish went through the trouble of adding an encrypted highscores table. so who ever did this really have too much time on their hands.. Dont worry Jak your score is safe!!

Posted on Jan, 11, 2008 (6:53pm)

So Thanks Mindchamber! ^^ Thanks acknowledging that.

Try and beat my high-score! I'll bet even Tom Flup will try. I will be so stoked if someone did! This Game ROCKS!

Jak-Baron King says:
Thankyou Mindchamber. for posting my name on your site, it's a great honor to be the best player in the world....for now....I highly encourage even you to know my efforts as an example that even almost impossible things can be gained through sheer determination...or in Spanish-Ganas. Keep up the good work and again Thankyou! for such a challenging game, it's really given me inspiration that I can alway's do better if I keep on trying. Even if it's for a whole year.

Posted on Sep, 25, 2007 (11:00am)

Mindchamber says:
HEY JAK YOU ROCK DUDE EVEN I DIDNT GET THAT FAR!!! YOU ARE WHERE YOU BELONG NOW HAHA

Posted on Sep, 25, 2007 (8:28am)

Jak's Back-155....so tired...but sooo worth it. says:
Mindchamber, to prove that I did kill all those monsters, at score 148 is a werewolf and a robot, then 2 werewolfs and robot, then 2 wrerewolfs and 2 syths, then 2....incredibily strong werewolfs. That's where I died. Those two werewolfs only landed one hit one me, and I was dead! Oh...welll...at least I'm the new champion. Damn...I should've taken a picture or something. Oh well...it's late here in Hawaii...hang loose, no get all hoo-hoo about this. But man! I am stoked! I am the champion once again!

Posted on Sep, 24, 2007 (1:01am)

Jak's Back aka Baron King says:
Dear Mindchamber, Smellmybutt, and all those who wanted to be the best. I am humbled to let you know, that I am now the King of the Baron - Once more! Smellmybutt...you did a good fight! But I am here to reclaim my title, as KING OF THE BARON! Mindchamber, thankyou, THANKYOU, It is an Honor to play such a challenging Game. Thankyou...thankyou. Let it be known from this day forth, that "Jak" is won this victory fair and square! Jak-THE BARON KING has conquered once again!

Posted on Sep, 24, 2007 (12:42am)