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Strip Poker Night at the Inventory Strip Poker Night at the Inventory

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Im actually amazed you have unique dialogue for each of the characters.

Imagine what this would be like with voice acting.


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Punch The Trump Punch The Trump

Rated 5 / 5 stars

AWESOME!

Now make one with Kim Davis and Martin Shkreli.



Pokkaloh 0.8.3 Pokkaloh 0.8.3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You know, I actually really like this ^_^

Sure one-shot adult games are fine, but an open world RPG Harvest Moon style game is pleasant, relaxing, and motivational for players. And titillating for the adult players who enjoy a little porn.

There's something charming about collecting materials, building better things, and working the land.
That's what makes the Harvest Moon series addictive.

Perhaps you can work this off as an "Adult Harvest Moon style simulator". Basically just borrow all concepts from Harvest Moon and Rune Factory but add the adult dating simulation to it.

Where your objective is to build the island from the ground up, befriend the new tenants, and tame the wilderness with intricate machinery *(water filters, irrigations, and such).

Dramatic moments can occur with the coming of typhoons that could potentially ruin crops and destroy homes, motivating the player to rebuild and build relationships with certain NPCs.

Put an emphasis on gameplay towards community, helpfulness, and kindness. Perhaps a story about not wanting to sell out to big-time corporations who want to take over the island, and perhaps eventually set yourself off as your own country, making yourself King and the tenants your consorts. Or not, perhaps you only want one wife and just be friends with the others. And you can even make a female version with an island of hot guys! Or maybe if there will be guys on the island as well, you can help them by being match maker for partners they like, just like Harvest Moon.

And this could be a very popular Steam Game next to HuniePop levels of popularity!

I can imagine the Let's Plays now. LOL

Because unlike most Hentai JRPG's, this game could hold objective and creativity towards HOW you build your island, where you place buildings, and how you dig irrigations for crops, etc. The more you level up your trading, the more you can buy custom costumes for your island tenants.

So much you can do with this game.

I wish you luck.

But if you want my opinion on how to improve, shoot me a PM.

But in the meantime, I'll be happy to review each new version you put on Newgrounds.


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pokkaloh responds:

Thanks,
Sure there is plenty that can be added to the game but what you're describing is something that a big game studio can make. I'm just a solo developer commissioning artist.
BTW, they will be possibility to play a female and some inhabitants will be male ;)


Spike's Day Off Spike's Day Off

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not bad, why don't you submit to Equestrian Daily?


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sonicboy112 responds:

You can do that? Is there an FAQ or something on EQD so to submit to them?


Divine Arms Demo Divine Arms Demo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Despite it being a porn game, this has some engaging gameplay.

You may even have something that would be an original IP for a 3DS game, minus the adult content of course, but with an original story and solid gameplay that could be implemented.


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kreig13 responds:

haha thanks! We will probably do a game next time that's non-porn related and just add the porn as mod.


The Guardian The Guardian

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I could've done without the repetitive back-tracking.

And sure, pixel art games are cool. But your making my eyes hurt (x_X)

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My interpretation is this.

There are two way we can react to this.

At first, one might be angry that the villagers killed the Giant's only friend.

But once you take control of the giant, you see the 'tremendous' force the creature really is.

Do the 'scared and misunderstood' villagers really deserve the scorn and detest of the giant's wrath?

That's entirely up to you.

And I 'did' kill a few at first.

But the one's that didn't attack me....I saw those tiny pixels shivering.

It was at that moment I realized the harshness of my angry actions.

And I became no different than the scared villagers who killed my only friend.

So I wondered off, leaving the rest alone.....and myself....alone....but relieved of my revelation.


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Evolvo Plus Evolvo Plus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love the improvements you've made.

And thanks for taking my suggestions so seriously.

I loved the final monster you turn into for the boss fight.

Though you're 'jelly' fish disease gives me an idea.

I noticed you have two different kinds of fish that exhibit different behaviors.

For example. The "ghost" shark.

And the "jelly" fish.

Ever heard of the phrase, you are what you eat?

What if eating certain fish steers you in a particular direction of evolution.

EX: Eating Jellies that sting you pose a risk. But the more you eat, the power you get is the ability to 'shock' other fish, including LARGER fish for a chance to eat them.

Where as eating 'neon' squid and 'ghost' sharks grant the default invisibility power.

Though had I known I was going to turn into a monster with a spike tail, wouldn't it make sense to damage the submarine by taking careful swings with your tail by 'left or right' on the keyboard?

Cause touching the submarine shouldn't damage you, only it's weapons.

And having electricity would make it really cool.

I can't wait till this game is FULL ON 3D and on Xbox live.


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Lazerman Lazerman

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Here's what I don't like.

- awkward and chaotic controls
- Rage mode last only a few seconds *30-45 seconds would increase joy and allow players to better understand the controls. The powers could be on command when needed, like pressing 2 additional keys.
- Achievements and blood take up WAY too much space on the screen.
- Bosses' attacks are impossible to avoid sometimes. There is no real dodge mechanic. The bullets are invisible and auto target. That's stupid. If you could see the projected bullet, then players can dodge and avoid the energy balls or something.

Here's what I do like.

+ Unique in the sense of a character's "head" being the main hero.
+ A nice little parody of what I wasn't expecting. I was thinking, a MegaMan spoof? No...this is different.

What would've been cool is being able to control the character's body when you beat the game. Say for an epic final FINAL boss. Almost like a treat for all your hard work. The hero would be UBER powerful, shooting actual lasers from his mouth or something.


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NSBrotherhood responds:

Thanks, a good feedback, will think.


[REVIVE] [REVIVE]

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was a fantastic piece of work.

I hope you expand on this idea for a Steam game or an Xbox or PS3 dlc game.

"Fruits of my Labor" that was a clever ending.



Whitney's Creampie Tavern Whitney's Creampie Tavern

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is the first time I've seen an adult game with Medals.

Though kinda pointless. Just proves you fap online.

:3


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