JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Epic Niggger Stabbing Time]

You should make a full length fan-episode.

These voice actors/actresses are GREAT.

And you are really adding depth to these background characters.

['Cosmic Love' Storyboard Animation]

A beautiful vison.

Work hard to make it a reality of refined beauty.

[PP - Stonecutter]

A great parable.

But I suppose that if you 'are' too poor or sick. You 'could' afford to strive for a healthier existance.

And if you are wealthier, stronger, or healthier, you could use your existence to help others. IE donate to charity, laborer, nurse, etc.

I guess this parable is more about 'not coveting' others.

[EggFiles]

It's the plot Duke Nuken stole for their 2011 game.

Only their's sucked 'eggs'.

:7 -bawk

[Robocop Jumpstreet]

A real treat to watch back when Newgrounds had those shot mini-videos on the front page.
I missed that layout redesign.

Stamper is just a master of voices isn't he? A real Mel Blanc.

*hey fellas, Stamper also does the lady voices in the Hentai(s) that you masturbate to.

:3

MindChamber responds:

lol

[Miss Kitty Sees You]

Ever notice that Disney doesn't do anthropormorphic animated characters anymore.

Has the 'furry' labeling gone so out of hand that any character that is anthropomorphic be considered perverted if illustrated with a sensual appeal?

They say those who find dirty meaning in things they view, read, or see...simply have a dirty mind to begin with.

[Thank you Edd.]

Time is everyone's enemy, not everyone may have a tomorrow. Do what you must today.

"so let us run with enduracne the race that is set before us."
Hewbrews 12:1

Don't wait for your moment to come, your time is now!

Yusuf responds:

agreed :)

[Dr Whooves and Assistant]

Despite how much I like Derpy, I kinda like the Twilight + Doctor adventure better.

Same voice actor right? But would this be considered the origin story of the Doctor in Equestria?

The script of Twilight and the Doctor might need to be changed in order for continuation to seem logical for other fan series.

Cause this episode seems to introduce the more "confussled" Doctor better.

Confussled. def. a 'portmanteau' of the word confused and puzzled.
First heard in "Mary and Max" film

[My Little Sky Craft]

That pretty much explains today's internet in a nut-shell.

[Groundcats!]

Fuck! The Rescue Stage is HARD.

It's fun to add the rescued birds to your collection. The tilt controls do work, but it takes some getting use to.

The difficulty adds great replay value.

But my only complaint is the 'survival laser mode'. Your laser doesn't charge up fast enough to make it through the unyielding forces of the groundcats.

How are you suppose to get over 500 kills if you can't charge up your laser?

Call me an 'idiot' cause I love this game.

JohnnyUtah responds:

SHAKE THE PHONE TO CHARGE YOUR LAZER!