JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico & Friends]

If Pico was animated by Osamu Tezuka

That's what this show says to me...

the cutsy anime'ish styles that were once beloved during the 60's style of japanese animation.

Though...voice acting would've been promising too for more enjoyment.

[Pico's Brother]

An theatrical re-vision to the origins of P-Bot

Though the whole brother dying thing being put into a giant suit with a kids voice or soul seems too much like Full-Metal Alchemist.

Still, this was the most theatrical flash animation I've seen so far on Pico Day.

Because it's such an awesome story, it almost seems canon to the Pico Universe.

Good job! I loved watching this movie!

[The epic boobs of Ucogi]

LOL - Hentai animators are needed.

And anyone who can master the physics of breasts is sure to get hired for one of the most highly requested form of anime art.

Boobies

[The Legacy of Shaolin OP]

A bit of a Kung Fu Panda rip-off

But who's to say you didn't think of the idea of talking Kung Fu animals first...

No?

Yeah, it's been done before, but that's what we the people like :D

Talking Animals.

Good luck with your new series! And many props to David Ore for his talents in making epic music.

[Get with the Times]

I'm so glad I understand Yin Yang...

Because it's the univeral symbol of balance.

For Hedonism is indeed proof that you can have too much of a good thing.

It's nothing too shocking, it's rather an technological upgrade of what essentially humans have sought doing hedonistic habits since well...the desire to escape.

But this is where "such people" of society really show their true nature, how weak their will really is by what they do in replacement of life...

For a person to simply turn away from pain, stress, and overwhelming situations is the refusal to adapt and become stronger emotionally.

People can supplement their lifestyle with healthy habits or numb with unhealthy sedatives.

But it's not about drugs....

People who exhibit addiction to video games, internet, sex, and movies all have relatively the same problem if they are only doing these actions simply to avoid another conflict and occurrence in their life.

Procrastination...
Depression....
Anxiety...

Anything a person does to "escape" his or her reality for the sake of avoidance of life, responsibility, dedication, and obligation...

Is weak.

Don't be weak.

For true relief of undesirable feelings all resides in one's mind...

If you have control of your own feelings, you can in fact...survive, and maybe even thrive during hardship.

[Crocodile]

You have my support

This is a cute and pleasant way to introduce good hygiene to young toddies.

I would love to see works posted on Newgrounds broadcasted on television.

Sesame Street is awesome for stuff like this.

Good luck!

[anime munters]

Fuckin' Yaoi Fans Unite

The gayness is undeniably profoundly expressed!

Excellent animation but what a dedication!

You anime fan-girls creep me out! XD

You like to see men kissing each other!

This will be a hit watching on the big-screen at the next Comic Con.

[Rockman Neo]

It's like the Jhonen Vasquez version of MegaMan

I swear, if Jhonen Vasquez was allowed to produce his own short movie staring MegaMan, he would come up with something awesomely intense and psychotic!

Seriously, this NG classic was so popular back in the day.

Good work dude, MAKE THE F**KING SERIES ALREADY!

[Mr. Literal]

Excellent in Animation - Weak in Comedy...

Ego...sigh...I honestly believe you need to branch out.

Comedy may not be your strongest point.

I mean...look at all these 10's...do they really mean it?
Or do they vote 10 cause your popular.

I honestly did not find this to be very funny at all.

I can understand where you were implying the humor...

But this just wasn't tickling my humor.

HOWEVER - the animation was superb!

I especially enjoy your facial expressions and how they transform from anime-ish to something obscene and profound.

But writing is nearly HALF of the enjoyment. And I did not enjoy this very much.

I really didn't enjoy allot of your newer flashes.

I honestly believe your talents may be BEST suited in other genres.

Please experiment instead of only sticking to Comedy.

You might surprise yourself.

Egoraptor responds:

I was going to take your review seriously until I saw that you also gave Robocop a 6.

[Epic Beard Man]

Lawl - Epic Beard Man

Analaying the actual video - I can see that both parties were at some fault.

But dude! That guy had it coming. You don't pester an old man who has already tried to resolve the situation and even moved to the front of the bus. Nooo~ that guy totally had it coming.

I know older men who bench 200 lb. Never underestimate an old salt. They can still kick ass!

If there is one thing I've learned from observing fights, is you should never bad mouth especially after the other party tried to resolve the situation.

I would love to see more animations that satire other youtube vids, news, heck - even if you care to tackle politics I'm all up to watching that.