JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gears of Awesome]

I'll be honest..

I didn't like it this time...

Nothing really clever happens in this episode in my opinion.

I like how your previous flashes had some sort of connotative suggestion to the characters and references to other games, anime, movies, or situations.

This basically gives a blatant description of the game Gears of War.

I never played the game, but I have seen youtube videos of it and nothing happening in this short makes any sense to me. I never played Awesome Center but you had more clever writing and situations in it. References to Tron, Residence Evil, and possibly GTO (Great Teacher Onizuka) using the "O" face - facial expression.

this seemed like a bunch of violence, and well...more violence.
Which I'm sure the game is all about...but...is it about more than just that?

the Train entering the "suggestive" portal makes no sense to me either.

But oh well...you did make front page so I suppose it must be worth something I'm not getting.

Egoraptor responds:

I really don't know what you're talking about with the references to Tron and Resident Evil... I don't make references unless it's to the game I'm parodying.

[MK vs DCU]

I don't know how this will make a good game...

I mean...the whole idea seems...unballanced.

Now don't get me wrong...the flash you made was great.

But I don't know how the actual game will work.

Superman can only die from a creature as strong as Doomsday or Kryptonite.
The Flash is so fast that only time can keep up with it.

But There are some strong Mortal Combat Characters
Those God and Demon ones for sure would have more than a chance against Superman.

But some characters such as Batman and the Joker would just die.

I'm curious to see if this game will be a hit or a flop.

But your flash has convinced me that it could be a good game.

I like the sprites. But was there a game where DC characters were sprites? Are they custom?

[The Legend of David 4]

IS THIS THE END OF DAVID?

The Greatest Heroic Idiot falls...to a man who's a REAL villain.

This in a sense is quite poetic.

Good...rarely...and I mean...RARELY conquers evil.
Evil is cunning, desperate, and willing to cross lines of humanity that Good will not.

David was not the Hero of Time...but he fought anyway.
While the world waits for a hero...David decided to do something about it.

No one is going to be a hero, they are always expecting someone else to do the job, someone destined, someone assigned, someone else.

But David was not that hero...but he keeps on trying. Till Death...so it seems.

[The Legend of David 3]

The Legend Continues...David Style

Epic fight, Rina Chan as Shiek, and a signature Scream that makes the flash both exciting and funny to watch.

What more can I say except that this is by far the funniest Zelda Spoof series I've seen in a long time.

I hope David will continue to be a big hit on Newgrounds.

[The Legend of David 2]

LOL-that's a fuckin' hermaphrodite fish.

One Zora's Saphire please ^_^

2.95
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Those are my favorite parts

Anyway...the use of subtitles is my only gripe.

And I really like the improvements you've made from the original ones.

You obviously like DBZ fighting style and Bruce Lee Movies.

Great Job!

[The Legend of David 1]

One of the Best Zelda Spoofs David Style

The whole point of this flash is featuring David

Who's character is his unique voice and signature scream.
It was very funny and I enjoyed every minute of it.

My only gripe is the use of subtitles...why does only David and other human characters lack subtitles but every monster does?

If the subtitles were smaller...then it wouldn't interfere with the flash.

All the voices should have subtitles or no subtitles as an option.

I can't wait for the exciting conclusion.

[Good Samaritan]

AGGGHH!! Not the Gay Ox again

Why don't I see these things comming in each episode...

The endings is not what they are meant to be!

by now I'm kinda expecting something to go horribly wrong!

But that's what makes it funny

[Me Bill]

Front Page Front Page Front Page Front Page

Front Page!

Everyone must see this!

How incredibly deep this flash is...the existence of individualism that is often taken away from us...how we hold dear to those precious memories (toys) and are often forced to be like everyone else.

To rather die as yourself...than to be someone else...

Front Page

Please NGs....Front Page!
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I was amazed by how good this was.
It was a air of eeriness and sense of deep thought and provoking suggestions...

It kinda shows how the modern world is sometimes...

(nice nipple shot dude LOL)

-JBK

[Megaman - Rockin in paper]

That was artistic Genius and Dedication

Anyone can make a flash these days...

But I doubt anyone has ever though of things like you have!

Please tell us all the stats of how long, how much material, and the total amount of effort required.

This form of art is the basis of famous movies like Nightmare Before Christmas.

Imagine doing all that work using only paper.

That's truly cool man.

[Rats On Cocaine - Ep #10]

OH BARF!!! (almost)

The Rats on Cocaine series has several objectives in mind...

To Offend...to disgust...and to make you feel VERY disturbed.

I "force" myself to watch this episode to see just "how much" I can take. I'm no push over when it comes to disturbing images. It's a necessity in life sometimes to see images that would other wise make you sick.

As noted by the Series Button Description

"Possibly the most evil cartoon series on the Planet."

It's both a Marvel and a Monster!

The Work of Uncharted Realms of Creativity and the psyche of the Artist Perturbed mind.

An achievement of art and imagination that NO ONE IN THE WORLD has ever DARED to attempt.

How much grosser, how much sicker, how much more twisted can Dean Packis GET!

I would applauded him if he can make an episode that can make "me" throw up! The only thing that could make me throw up now is food poisoning.

I've seen some really Gross things (things in fiction don't phase me as much as REAL life Gross things...)

Science is Gross

Stem Cell Research
Fetus Farming
Pig Cloning for Human Parts

Biology is Gross

Toads that lay their eggs in their back
Prayamantis that eat their partner after they mate
Tapeworms and other parasites

Medical Conditions are probably the Grossest!

There are just some things in Medical Diseases that just plain AWEFUL to look at...

Growths on Bodies
Tree Warts
Elephantitus
Mutations
Birth Defects
OH the list goes on...to things I cannot even describe!

Like being born without eyes and all you have are empty sockets...or having your lower intestine being pulled out of your anus.

My Uncle is a Cancer and Disease Research doctor and he showed me all these Medical Conditions in books...some were so GOD AWEFULLY disgusting...I rushed to the bathroom to barf. It was a rare opportunity to see the facts of life and the reason why doctors are needed in this world.

If you wanna Reach my Gross Level...do research on bizarre Medical Conditions.

I'm serious...there are SO many GROSS Diseases listed in Medical Books it makes you become Hypochondriac! (fear of Diseases)

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

some verbose motherfuckers around here. biology is indeed a bastian for perverse humor. i love bodily fluids. there's at least four different ones in this cartoon alone.