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JakBaronKing
"The best way to change the world is to first change yourself."

Age 37, Male

Inside my own mind.......

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Posted by JakBaronKing - May 23rd, 2011


So apparently it was the Rapture a few days ago.

I ain't 'scured'

Cause this guy know's what he's talking about.
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Not this guy.
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Does this disprove Christianity?
No-It disproves Harold Camping.

Does this mean Atheism is the way to go?
Nah, but Atheism does encourages critical thinking and skepticism, something every Religion should practice anyway to avoid falsity like Harold Champing. Have you ever seen a Atheist book burning? HAS NEVER HAPPENED.

Overall...here's what I think is the problem with people thinking that "all our problems will be swept away by Jesus Christ."

Look people...the truth of the matter is that we are all born with "Personal Responsibility".

Do mother birds simply neglect her eggs?
Do dogs expect others to do the barking and protecting for them?

Stop thinking Heaven is a place to be taken to away from Earth.
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Perhaps "Earth" is the place we need to take care of first.

Maybe that's the real test of life.

And sure, if we die, and Heaven DOES exist. Then YAY pat on the back for you for not wasting your life and doing something beneficial for future generations.


Posted by JakBaronKing - May 21st, 2011


Have you ever watch a scary movie when you were just a 'small' child?

Like around 5-10.

Well...during my youth, my cousin thought it would be funny to make me sit through the scariest moment in a Sci-Fi horror.

It was so intense for such a young kid that I ran out of the house screaming.

Till this day, I never got the closure I deserved because I never knew the name of that movie.

Until I discovered it just today.

"Fire in the Sky" a 1993 movie based off a true story of the horrors of alien abduction.

You should watch the movie and perhaps the documentary if you can find it on youtube or netflix.

But for those of you who want to know what's been plaguing my subconscious and the root of my initial fear of aliens as a small child stems from...

*Warning: not for the squeamish.

FInally some closure though.


Posted by JakBaronKing - May 14th, 2011


The speculations is only written on Wikipedia.

But many people are saying that Genndy Tartakovsky *(Creator of Dexter's Lab, Samurai Jack, & Symbiotic Titan) has left Cartoon Network Studios for Sony Animation Studios.

What happened you may ask?

Well...apparently Season 2 for "Symbiotic Titan" was cancelled.

This totally pissed him off.

What's gonna happen in the future?

Samurai Jack will be concluded by "Frederator Films" directed by Genndy.

*As for "Dexter's Lab" I think Cartoon Network still has ownership of it.


Posted by JakBaronKing - May 10th, 2011


The NG Mystery Box is always full of small goodies and leftover items from the NG store.

And for some reason...contain a photo of an NG staff or famous NG user.

Today I got my box and I was rather pleased with the contents.

-A small girls' NG shirt.
-A PS2 game *Sly Cooper.
-A photo of Arin (aka Egoraptor).
-A few copies of NG stickers and postcards.
-A Logi-Tech USB web camera.
-A Blue Castle Crasher Figurine
-A DVD copy of "Snow Snow for Lucy" a very good DVD btw and lucky I have another copy because I ended up giving away my other copy to my little cousin for Christmas.
-A music CD of an indi-band.
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-Two pieces of Chocolate Caramel....may contain acid.

The mystery box is well worth it if you enjoy getting a surprise.

NG Mystery Package Results


Posted by JakBaronKing - April 30th, 2011


Tom Fulp: a middle aged man who behaves like a kid. His typical activities consists of watching flash cartoons about penis' and cats. Primary food source is beer. Loves his wife and kids. It has been known that he is Domo-Kun's retarded half-cousin. He is the founder of Newgrounds and an Awesome Guy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM!

'nom nom nom nom'

Happy Birthday Tom!


Posted by JakBaronKing - April 24th, 2011


Oh god...is it going to suck like they did with "Dante's Inferno?"


Posted by JakBaronKing - April 23rd, 2011


Playing old school Classic Sonic with today's graphics.

And the OPTION to play it with the modern twist.


Posted by JakBaronKing - April 22nd, 2011


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***** 4/5 Stars.

The game's a real treat to casual gamers who simply enjoy the feeling of just...."going".

What I mean is that you don't have to get absorbed in all the little side quests unless it really catches your interest.

The game starts off slow, but it REALLY picks up when you get the 'pencil sword'. Thats when you can pull all kinds of fun and neat moves.

And the sword handles just like the "NG Rumble" game.

All in all...this is worth the 800 points.

Allot of good work went into this game and if you enjoyed playing Fancy Pants 1 & 2 on Newgrounds....

Chances are you'll LOVE playing this game.

I especially love 2 player Co-Op.

However it isn't without it's little flaws.

The game's jumping and wall jumping 'will' get some taking use to.

If you bother to really take time and 'read' the instructions at the beginning of the game, it tells you just how to properly jump.

Well it takes practice. But with that practice means nearly flawless execution of runs and jumps.

And occasionally you might run into a little hick-up but nothing really bad. VERY rare.

Swimming is perfectly executed.

Although because of it's programing, most of the art is Flash based and therefore very solid and bold. The art is an acquired taste. It's not for fans of high quality graphics.

But the simplistic graphics expresses the setting: It's a doodle world. It's almost fun to image looking at your colored sketch book coming to life.
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Pros: Fans of Sonic the Hedgehog will like this game. It's fluid and fun.
Cons: Jumping and wall jumping takes 'practice' and the snail shell contests are almost infuriating.

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*(update: Beat Portal 2 Story Mode...WHAT AN ENDING!)


Posted by JakBaronKing - April 19th, 2011


Portal....

Portal....

Portal....

Portal....

Portal....

Portal....

Portal....

(I'm so ecstatic I remain thinking of only one word.)


Posted by JakBaronKing - April 18th, 2011


I didn't get hurt, just a little fender.

Some old dude's surfboard broke my car mirror while I was driving.

LAW: If and object extends past your bumper, front or rear, it must have a red flag tied to the end of it. However, it is illegal if it sticks past either bumper by 4 feet. Otherwise a cargo bed is required. Objects must never go past the side of the car.

I was driving down the town road and this old dude's car was parked on the side.

His surfboard was sticking out about 4 feet than it should've INTO the freeway.

Traveling at 40 miles per hour....I couldn't see it in time.

And it clean cut off my side mirror.

And HE said...."You car dented my board!"

I used my mediative linguistic skills to convince him otherwise.

Guy kept on swearing his head off trying to make it seem like my fault.

And I was like...."Sir, you have your board sticking out into the freeway. I doubt that if it wasn't me, it would've been someone else. You're not suppose to have objects sticking out of your car like that where it becomes a hazard to other people. Had I had a passenger i the car and I was a little closer to the edge of the sidewalk, you could've had more trouble than just a broken side mirror on your hands."

He eventually lowered his tone, we shook hands and he apologized.

My first car-related accident and I think it went very smoothly.

Sure I don't like having to wait for my car to be repaired.

But accidents happen and 'will' happen and it's important to keep a level head in situations like this.

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"People ALWAYS hate to admit when they are wrong. But false rationalizing should be expected from children, not from adults. A person should aways seek to rectify their mistakes in order to make life better for themselves and others."