Recent Movie Reviews


POKÉMON GO GET A LIFE (Pokémon Go Song) POKÉMON GO GET A LIFE (Pokémon Go Song)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

i can't wait to catch a Poke-Wife lol


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Yoshi's Island Anime Opening Yoshi's Island Anime Opening

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice job adding the 90's feel to it.


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HAPPY SOULS HAPPY SOULS

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Next on your list....

Dark Souls 3: Ganking Gankers Edition.

Funny shit man.


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Recent Game Reviews


Punch The Trump Punch The Trump

Rated 5 / 5 stars

AWESOME!

Now make one with Kim Davis and Martin Shkreli.



Pokkaloh 0.8.3 Pokkaloh 0.8.3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You know, I actually really like this ^_^

Sure one-shot adult games are fine, but an open world RPG Harvest Moon style game is pleasant, relaxing, and motivational for players. And titillating for the adult players who enjoy a little porn.

There's something charming about collecting materials, building better things, and working the land.
That's what makes the Harvest Moon series addictive.

Perhaps you can work this off as an "Adult Harvest Moon style simulator". Basically just borrow all concepts from Harvest Moon and Rune Factory but add the adult dating simulation to it.

Where your objective is to build the island from the ground up, befriend the new tenants, and tame the wilderness with intricate machinery *(water filters, irrigations, and such).

Dramatic moments can occur with the coming of typhoons that could potentially ruin crops and destroy homes, motivating the player to rebuild and build relationships with certain NPCs.

Put an emphasis on gameplay towards community, helpfulness, and kindness. Perhaps a story about not wanting to sell out to big-time corporations who want to take over the island, and perhaps eventually set yourself off as your own country, making yourself King and the tenants your consorts. Or not, perhaps you only want one wife and just be friends with the others. And you can even make a female version with an island of hot guys! Or maybe if there will be guys on the island as well, you can help them by being match maker for partners they like, just like Harvest Moon.

And this could be a very popular Steam Game next to HuniePop levels of popularity!

I can imagine the Let's Plays now. LOL

Because unlike most Hentai JRPG's, this game could hold objective and creativity towards HOW you build your island, where you place buildings, and how you dig irrigations for crops, etc. The more you level up your trading, the more you can buy custom costumes for your island tenants.

So much you can do with this game.

I wish you luck.

But if you want my opinion on how to improve, shoot me a PM.

But in the meantime, I'll be happy to review each new version you put on Newgrounds.


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pokkaloh responds:

Thanks,
Sure there is plenty that can be added to the game but what you're describing is something that a big game studio can make. I'm just a solo developer commissioning artist.
BTW, they will be possibility to play a female and some inhabitants will be male ;)


Spike's Day Off Spike's Day Off

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not bad, why don't you submit to Equestrian Daily?


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sonicboy112 responds:

You can do that? Is there an FAQ or something on EQD so to submit to them?

Recent Audio Reviews


Les Mis the Confrontation Les Mis the Confrontation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I would love to see you in a live play performance one day. You are a great 'thespian'.



Endless Forms Endless Forms

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dude...you have NO idea how much I need this song right now.


Buoy responds:

Well at least now you have it! :D


Waltz of the Forest Waltz of the Forest

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Eh......

It seems out of context.

Unlike your Banjo-Kazooie song....It fits!
It seems appropriate as a tribute.

The tune fits "towards" Banjo-Kazooie.
You use an actual banjo for the Banjo-Kazooie song.

I can't associate Mario RPG with a techno rap.
Nor in the flash...with that deep 'anime serious-ness-drama'.
I remember the game being a very fun, light-hearted, yet challenging game.

Especially in this vocal style and musical tone.
You put allot of hard work into it. But I just don't enjoy it as much.

Ex:
"Duane & Brando" uses actual game music from the game and distorts it just to a small degree. They rap to it.

"Brentalfloss" does basically the same as what your doing.
But in my opinion, does it to a better degree.

But both artists stay towards the game's original 'tone' in terms of what the game was about, it's mood, it's sound...etc.

I'm not sure how best to explain it, cause I don't know how to explain myself properly.


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Recent Art Reviews


Change Change

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Draw him eating chocolate cake with missiles for candles.


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Say My Name! Say My Name!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!



Trump'a'dump Trump'a'dump

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Let's build a wall, AROUND Donald Trump.

aka Attack on Titan's style.


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BabyFacePlant responds:

Haha that's actually not a bad idea for someone to draw... MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!