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Defeated Hardest Boss in God Hand

Posted by JakBaronKing - December 4th, 2009


God Hand....

This game is Harder than GOD getting an erection.

When Clover Studio was informed by Capcom that they were going to be shut down, they REALLY pushed the limit with DIFFICULTY on this game.

I swear to God dudes and dudetts, there is no other game like God Hand.

-It's the only game where you possess God's right arm.
-It's the only game where you beat the shit out of people and think its funny!
-It's the only game where you get to spank women's asses at warp speed!
-It's the only game where you can send an opponent flying into space!
-It's the SECOND game I know that uses fruit as a form of health! (Castle Crashers)

The Story is INSANELY funny and weird.

But the game play is MERCILESS!

You might find yourself crying at sheer defeat. Or swearing and throwing the controller on the ground.

Needless to say...I conquered this game.

Not just the game, but a particular mini boss with over 120,000 Hit Points.

Double Hands - Battle Yourself - Arena 51

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I managed to use a similar strategy but focused more on Powering up my God Hand.

Mike - I so own you at this game!

Time for my VICTORY song!

Sigh...i wish Clover Studio's still existed! They made some of the BEST games in the world!

VIewtiful Joe Is the most STYLISH side-scrolling beat-em-up.

Okami brings ancient Japanese Shintoism back to life.

God Hand lays the SMACKDOWN on bad-guys!

Defeated Hardest Boss in God Hand


Comments

I have that game and it rulez but it was way to hard, because you die easily lots of time. Also the spanking the women's asses part what you said is one of my favorite things to do. Also it's really dumb as well some of the enemy acts immature, gay, stupid, or even crazy if you know what I mean.

The humor is just bizarre. I was told they really went all out with this game. Coming up with ideas and humor that makes this game one of a kind.

One tries and one fails ;(

But I won!