JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Soul Cream]

Crawls under bed peeking through sheets...

Never will ice-cream again!
Such an amazing horror flash!
I swear, I don't think I'll be able to eat ice cream for a while.
Everything was just so....twisted.
And the voicing was perfect!
It felt so real...

[Dentist]

Not really a game as it is a horror movie.

I am strangely convinced that allot of people find this entertaining.
My tastes are not for this type of viewing.
But it is educational to me to witness the sense of morbid style.
I am greatly fond of horrors that involve dentists though.

[don't watch this]

A neat collection of violence and scatological hum

Never have I see someone implement such forms of pee pee kaa kaa jokes...
than in this short collection of flashes.
U...are really sick!
But it's that funny kind of sick. So it's okay.
But I felt it could've been animated just a bit better.

[Hny (happy New Year!)]

New Year's Post Card?

I...really don't know what to say.
It was all so....creepy.
Stylish and well-animated, but damn creepy!
I'm really not sure what to say. I'm kinda a loss for words.

[Zonked]

Man...Canada makes some of the best animations!

I am extremely impressed with the dark style
The animation that looks like pencil and the creepy music.
It was a little hard to follow but it draws the audience in.
Good job, your animation team deserves full 10 points!

[Nath Milburn Stabs A Duck]

Surely you don't mean that...

I can only assume that Nathaniel is okay with this representation of him.
All in all, everyone has a dark side.
The fits of psychosis is sometimes overpowering.
But his animation...I'm not sure if it's an insult or just a joke.

[Secret Sins Fast Food Boy]

Although wonderful in style and animation...

I feel it borrows heavily from John Kricfalusi's original character...
"Powdered Toast Man"
In terms of character, humor, and fits of psychosis.
In fact, the introduction of the 2 children complaining about their meal...
Is also a beginning scene in the Toast mini-series that used to air.
Not to say that this character is original enough.
I'm just saying - I assume you got inspiration somewhere else.
Another gripe is that it isn't a completed episode.

[HENKEI]

ZA? I am amazed by the very concept!

It sparks the imagination to wanna create a series based off transforming humans.
Though in retrospect, that's actually kinda creepy.
But I am amazed that one could imagine a transforming human in such a way.
You must be an avid Transformers fan.
I think Mindchamber will probably favorite this.
I especially loved how everything just looks like it works!
My only gripe was the semi-good animation.
It could be just a bit better.

[Shave]

Not the best I've seen today

This could've been done with a bit more dedication.
It's rather bland in comparison to the other's I've seen.
But that's not to say it's in the wrong direction.
it's quite morbid indeed. But with no sound or music...
It's rather poor in quality over all.