JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zanta Claws III]

TOMS A TERRORIST!!!

Hahaha Good writing Tom. Excellent rapping skills.

These episodes are always a treat to watch. I love how you put allot of effort into the animation and writing. Obviously it's a team effort so I applaud each and every one of you.

I hope you guys in jolly old England have a grand Merry Christmas!

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep3]

(T_T) . . . sigh

If the intention is to emulate all the flaws in anime, why would that be enjoyable to watch?

I read the reviews of these other viewers. I understand the jokes. But I just don't find it funny.

I mean absolutely no offense to the creators of this popular series. But if I don't express how I truly feel, then I show no respect to the creators.

The show's story seems jagged & disengaging and the voices are lack luster and unappealing. I don't think all english anime voices are THAT bad! The animation is by far the sloppiest stuff I've ever seen you guys animate. And yet you get praise and admiration. I just don't understand that. You were a little sloppy in some of the "Awesome" series but because they were so short I guess it was barely noticeable. But you seem to be sloppy "intentionally" for the girlchan series. That I just can't understand.

If I'm gonna watch 10 minutes of animation, cant the animation be good?

I'm obviously gonna get allot of haters now.

[Prostitute Mickey 4]

You know this is somewhat satisfying to watch...

I mean Mickey Mouse is the mascot many would call an "Evil Corporation".

Well...they may be rich and powerful but I don't know if they are considered evil. At least not today. Whores and Garbage mongers maybe...I mean...not allot of great stuff is produced by Disney, and what is considered good seems to be more of a facade. *Although I do like Phineas & Ferb when they first started out but it's starting to die a bit.

Pay no heed to what I said above though, I'm just repeating rumors I heard from other people. I possess no knowledge of how the corporation really is.

But judging by how people have viewed Disney, in comparison...seeing sacrilege on these characters is rather funny. I love how you recapture each characters personality perfectly and twist them in your own way.

Tragedy is funny when it happens to giants.

[Drunk Ass Elf]

HA-drunks are hilarious to watch...

..from the safety of your computer screen XD

I love your hand drawn style. It really adds a nice style to animation.

It almost seems appropiate to try and make a christmas special and incorporate this scene for the development of the character.

Would you make a Christmas special involving the drunk elf? I think if you put some effort, this could be a rather fun thing to watch.

Like how the theme of an elf who feels unappreciated at work, his girlfriend dumped him, etc. And somehow finds the heart-warming christmas spirit?

You know...the same old bullshit but with a drunk elf to liven things up.

[Tootsie Roll Dysfunction]

This is some sick shit! hell'a funny, but too long

There's only so much toilet or physiological humor one can handle at once.

This was just a bit slur of nonsense. If you spaced it apart, even if it was twice as long the timing is key for getting people prepared for the humor.

Ever studied "Red & Stimpy". It is FAMOUS for this type of humor. But it is spaced apart not just to fill a 10 minute gap per episode.

But to prepare the audience for next visual joke. You gotta let your viewer rest up. Then have them laugh again.

That's my suggestion. Other than that the visuals and voice acting was spot on.

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Very helpful tip there! I will remember to use that in my next cartoon, which will be a bit less psychopathic. Thanks for that. :)

[A Convict Christmas]

They say people do bad things from time to time...

But that doesn't necessarily make one a bad person.

The extent of humanity can be reached to even the darkest of souls.

And that's my impression of this flash.

It was nice and humorous and you may not have intended it, but it may just get people to think deeper about "good will towards men".

Oney responds:

how touching :(

[EarthBoundAnimatedOpening]

See! I told you Newgrounds would be beneficial.

But I think you would get 1st place if you submit your completed episodes.

Youtube is great and all, but people want to review your stuff here on Newgrounds.

And there are a TON of Earthbound fans here.

Peace on dude! The show is killer. Show Nintendo that the fans want more Earthbound!

[Circle n' Square 2]

.....HOW DO YOU DO THIS!! That was beautiful :)

One flash you submit and I think your just a funny pervert.

And now you submit that completely enthrall me with your immense sense of suspense and drama. I actually cried a little at the end.

The fact you used shapes is satire. Obviously you could write a crime gang suspense drama in your sleep using real indi-actors and you could win an award man!

That or perhaps a whole 90 minute movie about "Shapes" could be made.

[Dance of the Manwhore]

My mouth is gapped and my mind is blank....

This song is absolutely hypnotizing and full of absurdity the likes of which I have never seen before in my life.

I've seen some obscene things in animation before, but I've never heard of a song that revolves those obscene feelings with passion and lust.

It's....like getting a brain enema. But in a good way.

Congrats winning some cash! You really show lots of dedication to animation and it's art.

Fernando....what else lies in store for you.