Step 1.

Sit on your chair or on floor in an upright but comfortable position.

Step 2.

Play this Youtube Video. (Headphones will enhance relaxation)

Step 3.

Position your hands in a lotus formation.

Step 4.

Close eyes and Breath (In and Out) calmly and in control to the sound of the ocean.

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By the end of this brief video, you should feel 25% less stressed.

(WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEOS CONTAINS PIXELATED GORE)

Deep in my forgotten subconscious...I remembered something horrible.

CHILLER - The most SADISTIC and EVIL shooter game from 1986

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Seriously...1986!?

BARF!!!

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My thoughts exactly dude.

A subconscious never forgets such horrifying images if you've seen them when you were only a tender 5 years old.

OH DEAR LORD! ARE YOU SHOOTING OFF A SWITCH THAT CUTS OFF HIS HEAD!?

As far as I can remember, I only played it ONCE. I was scared and ran to my grandpa's arms. Then he complained to the store manager.

Then it was removed from the arcades PERMANENTLY!

Needless to say, I was relieved to never see it again. I was always scared to go to that arcade because of that game.

But about a year later...I found the SAME GAME at a store.

NINTENDO decides to allow distribution of an NES VERSION?

(Just Kidding)

Technically it was an unlicensed port. But you can still find copies on eBay.

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OH GOD! You're KILLING them! (1:36)

But all of this now reminds me of a controversial game that was released on Newgrounds.

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Fox is just being fuckers by being selective in their stories.

If you ask me...CHILLER was FAR WORSE.

*(According to Wikipedia, there is absolutely nothing negative to say about this game.)

It'll make you say....OMG.

Made from a....

Salad Bowl

Gravel

Lava Rock

Rubber Tree Sprout

and a Guppy.

And Voila!

My own island paradise.

It was 3.5 feet technically.

A baby hammerhead. It may look sickly, but thats because it's underdeveloped.

My cousin caught it.

PS - We did let it go.

PSS - It's fine, it just really snagged it's lip on that hook. We cut the hook and my cousin released it back in the ocean.

It swam away. It's perfectly fine.

My favorite sci-fi comedy is BACK for another season!

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The first 3 episodes were funnier than EVER!

I would be SO surprised if anyone here on Newgrounds doesn't like the series.

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This is a local band.

About 2 years old.

But pretty hot single hits.

Cool right?

Man....day 46 of the OIl Leakage.

You know what this tells me?

It is financially and environmentally risky to oil out from the earth and oceans.

I honestly think it's not worth it.

And if everyone eventually switches to synthetic oil, the overall cost will decrease.

I predict that this oil spill won't clear up until the next month.

But let this be a lesson, our oceans are important, we fish, we collect valuable medicine, and so forth.

I'm big on oceans. Like...REALLY into oceans.

I mean...the cure for Cancers and Alzheimer's could be found in the oceans.

These coral reefs won't be around if we keep oil rigging in the oceans at the risk of spillage.

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Red Baron Walkthrough

Red Baron is one of the most intense beat-em-up flash games to ever been conceived here on Newgrounds.

I even suspect it might be the inspiration to Castle Crashers. In terms of a knight who kills waves of enemies.

But here is the list of what you should keep in mind when playing the game if you want to beat the game and perhaps earn a high score in "Survival Mode".

Keep in mind to use your Shield Charges wisely, knowing when to move, and know which enemies to attack first.

And if you intend to play this game all the way through...take FREQUENT breaks and have a tasty snack on hand.

You can pause the game by "right-clicking" the screen of the game.

I also highly recommend listening to something other than the game's music if playing survival mode. The music from Survival mode repeats itself and often throws players into a trance and makes them careless.

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Earning ALLOT of Money $$$

It's very easy actually, just use your shield boost to move behind a group of enemies before they reach the end of the screen. Then wail on them again to earn more coins. Better weapons means more coins. Or if you time your attacks well, you can actually earn 1800 coins easy.

Also earn more coins by Beating Bosses Blockless in storymode.

Unleash your Shield Dash at the last few seconds during the Tank Destroyer Bonus Stage

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Bosses

Dark Baron - The first boss. Your shadow. Just keep hitting him and no shield if you want the BBB bonus.

Defector - The second boss. She uses a wicked scythe. Don't bother attacking her until she throws her blade. Dodge her blade, attack, then reverse block the oncoming scythe and continue to attack her till she's dead.

Dark Saber - The third boss and possibly the most frustrating for most. But not for me anymore. It just takes patience because he has a high HP level and summons doberman when he gets hit too much. But keep in mind that this boss does take some strategy and maneuvering skills.

He has 2 forms - Walking and Charging

Walking - Use your scythe or sword to land only 6 hits at a time. If you use a more powerful weapon, you can only land 4-2 hits before he calls his dobermans. Continue to stay in place and not move while using your scythe. And if you miss a swing, just move back and it'll reset your hit count meter. Remember, hit no more than 6 hits.

Charging - Switch to your most powerful weapon (Either Dildo or Ax). And lead the Werewolf to the corner of the stage. Hit him, then walk through him towards the end of the stage avoiding his bite. After he bites, it is safe to attack him with two hits of your most powerful weapon. The repeat.

Alien Boss - Equally difficult as the Werewolf - less HP but capable of more Damage per hit. He has three stages of intense fighting. Each one just as deadly as the last.

Armored Suit - Use your shield to receive a hit from his enormous fists. Then after contact, immediately swing your weapon. Tap A constantly! Then he'll be dizy for only a short time. It's highly recommended to hit him from behind. That way when he turns around you'll know when to block your shield again and repeat till his armor breaks.

Kung Fu Midget - This takes time. Hit him only two times. Serpentine around him. Repeat.

Robot Spider Head - This is the hardest part. You NEED to focus. Because you can hit him in succession but he'll sneak a hit unless you block it in time. Then after so many hits, walk away and wait till he spit his bombs. Maneuver around the bombs and attack again with limited hits. BUT REMEMBER - ONLY KILL HIM FROM THE RIGHT SIDE. Other wise he'll lay one last bomb that you cannot avoid.

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Low HP Enemy List in Credit Order *(all of which will easily die with one Shield Dash *except for Gollem)

But in the event you don't have power...you must know your enemies patterns.

In general, you must block or dodge their attack before you attack.

Giant Stone Gollem - Be careful. He can sneak an attack. But just keep wailing on him.

Robo-Knight - Carries a MASSIVE sword that will instantly kill you in several swings. Let him swing first or block with your shield and attack.

Pygmy - Easy to kill. Use to replenish your Shield Charge.

Nekrodin - Zombie with acid spit. Do not attack until he finishes spewing acid.

El-Peev-O - Too EASY.

G.I.T - A robot clown with a big gun. Let him shoot his gun first then attack. But beware of his gun swing.

Snakebot - Dodge and kill. But they do not replenish your Shield Charge Power.

Jay-Man - Easy....like weed.

Skullz - A demon with spikes for arms. Block with your shield and attack. Or avoid his attack first.

Robosaur - Serpentine and dodge his charge and attack from behind.

Bionic-Chicken-Turkey-Thing - just hit from behind so you don't get your cock full of lead.

Raidon - Don't move forward. Swing and let this masked samurai come to you.Time your swings and hit hit hit.

Blackhood - Let him unleash magic. Then serpentine and attack after he kicks.

Ghost Samurai - Block or Dodge and Hit. But he can be quick so hit quicker.

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Survival Mode Strategies (DON'T LOSE ANY HEALTH UNTIL THIS POINT)
Take "right-clicks" breaks often.

From monsters deaths 1-130

Just use your shield attacks and keep hitting the dead corpses to recharge your shield charge.

But from 130 on....the BOSS WAVES
(*Note: This may or may not be the proper order listed)

(DON'T LOSE ANY HEALTH UNTIL THIS POINT) You'll need it.

When confronting multiple bosses, learn to serpentine and round up your enemies like cattle.

After 130 kills you'll encounter....

Defector + 2 Snake Bots

Dark Saber

2 Defector - Round up into one single attacker. Then use the same strategy as above.

Dark Saber + 4 Ghost Samurai - Unleash your full power. Then reverse and kill the samurai's on the opposite side to recharge your power. Then unleash again!

Alien Boss - Be warned...you'll fight more of the same bosses after this point in larger numbers.

Defector + Alien Boss - Use your shield to Dizzy Defector first, then wail on the Robot to recharge your Shield. Repeat and unleash your power on the Defector till she's dead after she throws her scythe. Then focus on the Alien Robot using the same strategy above.

2 Dark Sabers - Round up into one single attacker. Use the same strategy as above.

Dark Saber + Alien Boss - This is actually very easy if you use the same method for killing the Raidons. Stay in place and swing (Preferably with your Scythe no more than 6 hits). Soon the Werewolf will charge. Then lead him to the corner of the stage to repeat. Then if the robot gets too close, lead the werewolf to the opposite side. Repeat till the werewolf is dead.

2 Dark Saber + Alien Boss - This is a bit tricky but use the same method as above but only round up the werewolves first.

2 Dark Sabers + 2 Defectors - This is the BREAK point. IF you can beat these guys...the rest is a cake walk to score a few extra kills. Assuming you don't make a mistake and get hit.

Round up the Defectors and use your shield to dizzy them. The switch to your scythe weapon to wail on the Werewolves for a while. Charge up your power and watch the Defectors for their recovery from their dizzy spell. If you manage to charge up your power, wail on the Defectors after they throw their Scythes. After about 2 full power hits with your shield, the Defectors should be dead. Then use the same strategy to kill the two Werewolves.

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CONGRATULATIONS - You've killed 155 monsters. Then the Bosses become SUPER STRONG and will kill you in just a few hits.

The following monsters are....

2 Dark Sabers

1 Dark Saber + Alien Boss

2 Dark Sabers + Alien Boss

I managed to kill 161 monsters....can you kill more?

Become a Baron King.....

(Image by Alvin Hew)

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I scored 161 kills

After you manage the dreadful 155 monster kills...the rest is a cake walk...at least until they land ONE blow.

LOL

Red Baron vs Castle Crashers?

All of people say the Castle Crashers could beat the Red Baron easy!

Well...you've probably never beat the game of Red Baron to know why he's so powerful.

Well....could the Castle Crashers take on 5 Bosses at ONCE?

2 Sythes
2 Werewolves
1 Robot (which may I remind you has 3 stages of Bosses)

So technically....

The Red Baron is capable of taking on 7 BOSSES at ONCE!

Could the Castle Crashers do that?

Maybe....

But thats why I love Epic Battles!

Sorry Kyle...this is just too easy for me now.

Oh god I sound so arrogant (sorry) :P

NEXT POST - my walkthrough....I will reveal ALL