JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[John Necklong]

Not the best animation...

Even if it was intended that way.
It felt the movement could've been smoother.
I do not understand the humor.
But apparently, some people below me do.
So it's decent I suppose.

[Pain on the Brain]

Random

But there is such a thing as being structured in your random humor.
I could see what you were going for, but it wasn't the best.
Timing is a comedy thing. But your timing was just a little off.
I was only 'semi-amused'.

[WhatD'YouThinkOfMyDadNow?]

Freaky Deaky and Morbid like shit!

In terms of it being gross, scary, frightening, and yet a little funny...
This flash earns top scores.
This is not my favorite kind of viewing mind you.
But it is incredibly profound.
And that's to be respected in its own way.
Though the animation is good...
The dialogue seemed to lag at some parts.
But still good.

[Run Laddie Run]

Good Comedy Concept....

The animation is just a notch short of being great.
Because it's just a loop of a walk used over and over.
Just being a 'tad' lazy.
Change the perspective to add drama.
Even if it is comedy, the perspective would add tension of excitement.
Using the same loop is just...'bland' after 1 minute.
However...
Good backgrounds
Good music
A great way to end the film.
But the laugh for me...was just a brief 'ha'.
Though some will react better.

[Daydream +]

At first I was thinking it was deep too...

But listening to the commentary...I thought...
HA - I know I was a victim of over thinking on a flash movie.
When in reality the artist just wanted to make something.
For no particular reason or goal.
This is a prime example of creating something simply because.
Very nice, but I feel the dream sequence could've been smoother animation.
That would've captured the audiences' eye of wonder and amazement.

[Criminal!]

Not the best animation skills demonstrated

Though it does have decent voice acting and a twisted story.

But the choppy animation, especially it being stick animation...

Just kinda throws me off the focus of the story.

[Buns Of Steel]

Oh good lord XD

That was very funny indeed!

It's primary focus of comedy is the use of awkward situations and over all funny ideas.

All of which is relatable and understandable.

I always thought those guys with "BIG" chins could very well poop from them. They do indeed look like butts!

But what I laughed at most was the dialogue and the clever timing.

Good one, very good

[Get on My Horse]

Much Better ^_^

The past few submissions haven't been my favorite because I felt it lacked variations in lyrics.

Though this one lacks some effective art composition and the animation is not outstanding, it is still a great flash.

Mostly because I enjoyed the variations of beats and lyrics.

Bravo!

[Suck or Blow?]

(@_@) Damn, If i foud a girl like that in my bed..

I'd freak out!

You must be sexually frustrated at times. LOL Just Kiddin'

Damn...that was a creepy flash. But did the guy care?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Gate-keeper-girl responds:

Sexually frustrated?

Nope, can't say I am.
Ehehehe...

I mentioned I have a boyfriend, right?

-GKG

[Kids These Days]

Man I totally agree

The hell is wrong with kids these days!?

If Disney wasn't such pricks about sueing, someone needs to start making more "Assassin" games in the collection.

How I would love to beat the crap out of the Jonas Brothers for agreeing to sell themselves out for a STUPID sitcom that's suppose to NOT be funny.

Naw - Just kidding.

But I do HATE the Jonas Brothers, not only because their music sucks, but because they just "whore" themselves to preteena stupidity.