JakBaronKing's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[No Coffin]

The old man's probably saying "Well Fuck!"

ToonHole responds:

Probably a lot worse than that!

[Pokemon: Teamwork]

Nice - I love Gyarados' "da fuck you looking at" emotionless face.

[Veteran's Day]

it's not uncommon.

In war, it's not always "Honor among Men". Truth be told, people join the war(s) because they hope to achieve a 'high' like this.

Past and Current stories of war ... soldiers were 'instructed' to invade and conquer villages, kill all the men, and rape all the women. On ALL sides....parts of injustice and inhumanity leak among groups but it is often dissolved in the chronicles.

The fact that a few misdemeanors actually are made public goes to show that it's probably a 50/50 chance that....

Not all men died 'honorably'.

Toonhole's sense of humor is to put a lighter and funnier touch to the ugly side of life.

Laugh at it, but eventually the realization will sink in the back of your head.

Hopefully through memorable humor, we can learn better for the future of our behavior should 'we' become soldiers one day.

[Vote Today!]

WOO Obama Won!

DeliciousOrange responds:

Congratulations Obama!

[The Four Horsemen]

These are the real 'Brony Fags" lol

Though as a comic. it feels very bland. With your talented voice acting it appeals to my laughter. People need to hear your unique and comedic voice to laugh to practically laugh at anything.

Take Stamper for example. If just reading the words, it doesn't have the same feel.

"Hearing it is what counts."

[Halloween Costumes]

It's often the case of inhibitions that make an vain person cavort to appeals of vanity.

ToonHole responds:

Them fancy words for drinking booze.

[I.D. Contest]

Dia De Los Meuertos

Death is but a transition into paradise. If your heart feels warmth, so shall the spirit.

What would be cool if while looking at the light, it would appear that the bones are growing back her flesh and she is being reborn into a new person.

gusana responds:

I'm not very into drawing muscles and blood but I think is a good idea n_n

[Great Destiny Man]

I FEED ON SPLEENS

Ha that brings back memories.

Such an awesome flash cartoon.

BiffTheTimid responds:

Don't think I've forgotten about you Jak.

[Red_Baron_Background_art]

Osuka's got a point.

This was a real gem of a beat-em-up game. I wouldn't doubt it inspired Castle Crashers.

Why not help jump start the funds by having Red Baron be a downloadable character of ultimate destruction and have a new mission to follow up for Castle Crashers DLC plays?

An idea I kept for a Castle Crashers' sequel.

I had this idea that the evil wizard was actually hiding and living in the crystal that was retrieved by the knights, resurrected as a crystal monster and started spewing crystal breath trapping the knights and carrying them to be kept in hidden towers.

The princesses have to dawn armor and go rescue them. Each time breaking a crystal prison gives you a new character to play as.

If you can make it through a certain part of the game, a secret path, there would be this HUGE CRYSTAL trapping the Red Baron inside with warning signs saying "DO NOT BREAK"

The challenge would be to break the crystals while also fending off hordes of golem protectors.

Once the crystal broke, the EPIC mini Boss of the Red Baron would begin. It would be LUBRICIOUSLY DIFFICULT to beat.

But once you beat him, he will join your cause and is essentially the broken character to play if you just want to win Castle Crashers without any effort.

MindChamber responds:

cool idea! but i dont think barons asthetics and playstyle would match that well in CC