JakBaronKing's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zombie USB]

Better than the Flash "Stick" product

The one where they actually put a flash stick inside of a wooden stick?

Now this is a cool idea because the idea of killing a zombie is to decapitate his head.

So you naturally do this with a flash drive.

Too bad if you lose the head.

Mayhaps you should have a pink stripped string attached and call it the spinal cord.

davestudio responds:

spinal cord loll good idea!!
and yup...painted flash drive, that's it!
Thanks for voting + comment :)

[Naw-Linnz String Band]

I got some ideas...

The Cat should be called "Shamus"
The Dog should be called "Shawn"
The Rabbit should be called "Shelly"

I like this. It should be a children's book about three starving musicians. Playing hard to earn some money for food.

[Spoiled Lemon]

Its a pickled lemon!

You wanna know what sucks? That sometimes people hire artists "just for ideas".

You should ask for "some payment" in advance.

This is wicked cool. What's really amazing is that you didn't use any inverting techniques. This must've been quite a challenge doing by hand.

[Bobs Burgers]

"You're the worst kind of autistic."

Bob's Burger is full of shenanigans.

You need to draw her hand in her crotch. Cause she still has the rash remember?

LazyMuffin responds:

It's cured, now it just smells like bacon.

[Peace]

I enjoy images that convey peace.

Although I do believe this idea was expressed in a children's book.

But I cannot recall the name.

krissalus responds:

It's probably not an uncommon idea. I feel like kids occur a lot in peace promotions. Odds are, someone put children next to a tank that's been out of commission for a while before I did :P If you ever remember the name of that book, please let me know. I'd be interested in seeing it.

[Rabbit year]

LUV IT!

It's totally all Chinese New Year + Typical Anime Games!

I swear, why don't they make a flash game based around the 12 animals?

This could be one of the cover arts.

You know you're gonna have to finish the other 11 right?

Wenart responds:

lol, many thanks :D I already made the tiger last year, its need another 10 years to complete all the 12 animals lol

[Year of the dragon]

Isn't it funny?

How the dragon is viewed as a creature of destruction?
Or how the dragon is viewed as a creature who holds the earth and the heavens?
Or how the dragon is viewed as a creature who embodies all other animals within itself?

And it JUST so happens to be on 2012? The day that leaves people whining about Y2K in the dust?

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The art would make an awesome tattoo.

Impkid responds:

Yes it's very ironic indeed, and very cool too!

And about the tattoo, I'm focusing exactly in that goal!
Thx 4 the review dude

[Fart Throwing Birthday]

Farting Fists of Fury!

One of the most deadly skills learned under the Fist of the Arin Star.

Wait...when was it his birthday? The guy doesn't make an announcement.

I would love to see an animated battle all DBZ style using the Fart-Fu technique.

"Now Sensei, I shall defeat you with your OWN TECHNIQUE!"