JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SS - Dimensions]

It's funny, but there's this concept of aliens...

That uses 'frequency' as a means of traveling or rather possessing people.

The movie was called "K-Pax". He basically claims that he uses light to travel. Almost like he's a spirit.

So let me get this straight...your basically saying that reality is composed atoms *(solids) and wavelengths *(light and radio). So it's suffice to say that because dimensions exist, it's not so much to say that different universes exist far far away...but rather on a different wave length.

So that might explain how aliens are able to travel. They aren't traveling far, just...changing channels?

Dude...the stuff you tell is like...full on Science Fiction Gold!

[SS - The Flower of Life]

This is just so righteous!

It's really far out man.

Gotta kinda complain of the lack of animation but the point of this flash is to get your point across about Spirit Science.

Although it would be nicer to see your character animated 'different' gestures in the future as you plan to further explain this new methodical process to Religion.

Who knows, you may be the first person on Newgrounds to enlighten us with 'THE ANSWER'.

But...what was the question to the answer '42'.
:P

[Drugs, drugs, drugs!]

Now this is a much proper PSA than that 80's one.

Hell, you should see if you can get this to be spotted on Comedy Central or Adult Swim.

BillyNapalm responds:

I could only hope. :(

[Power Rangers! Pink]

Nice :3

This is how power-rangers should be.

Some cool high quality anime series without the "what I learned today" lesson at the end of the episode.

Bring back how "Super Sentai" is suppose to be!

[Open Letter to Game Devs]

I kinda wish you would work for a major studio.

(Just off topic)
Whether it be animation or game design...

It would be fun to watch anime movies or TV series done in your particular art style and directed with your humor. For example, I kinda see the Girl-Chan series actually becoming an anime with 'not so much deriving the 4th wall humor' as that having other professionals working on the animation would 'improve the quality' and would only accentuate the humor to a broader audience. Gainex studios would probably best suit you. The very least you should become an NG staff member.

Penn Ward for example really expresses his art style and is given lots of creative freedom.
When are you gonna make a TV series or Video game?

However you are going on this freelancer path and it does have it's perks. But sometimes has a lack of funds and resources. Still, you are doing very well.

---But I'm getting off track---

The flash movie was only kinda funny. I only understand that those companies have a tendency to 'make those kind of games' because they are essentially reusing their same programing formats but with a different color scheme. As well as personal gripes with over priced merchandise. *I'd rather learn how to play a real guitar anyway.

But I don't think this Flash was executed the best way. Your voice this time...Its has the subtle humor that is similar to how Seth Macfarlane's tone would normally express. But it is not quite as engaging in this Flash as compared to others you've made before even with lower quality animation. Not so much energy you know? I'm not expecting anything-just giving my opinion is all.

[Pico Jones]

Ehh....is this really meant for Pico Day?

It seems more like a rip off of Mass Effect.

No offense though, you did a very 'GOOD' job animating. It's just the situation and scenery reminded me strongly of a few cutscenes from the game.

But it seems like you initially created a story not meant for Pico.

The only real connection is that photo of a 'Brown Haired' Pico with Nene and P-Bot.

It seems like this was an original story concept meant for another character, but you saw it as a chance to pass it off as a Pico Day submission.

Please don't be offended by that statement. Because you still earn high marks for the flash is amazingly well done, the voices were excellent, and use of perspective is very hard to pull in flash.

But it seems like you don't know the initial 'theme' that people try to capture in Pico Day. It's all about Pico & his friends which could fall under a variety of scenarios but often are reflective on the animator's style and or humor. But it usually consists of action, comedy, tragedy, and even porn relating to the story of Pico's past or lifestyle. But Tom has also allowed that any core characters that started Newgrounds may be the main topic as well. Basically boils down to Pico, Tank-Men, Dad & Me, and the Robots of the Portal.

Now...unless in 2012 they'll be an explanation as to why Pico is suddenly an astronaut then by all means. continue the flash.

[Warriors of the Portal]

Obviously the winner for Pico Day.

Didn't you say it took almost 1 whole year to make this?

Obviously this belongs in NG history for years to come.

Already I am reading people's reviews saying who should've lived or died.

Well it is how it is. Different circumstances probably would've levied the situation; but in this scenario, it was a final showdown between Robot and Beastman. Deal with it.

The achievements make it better for the fans though but the initial story should stay the same.

I was patient and I am very esthetically pleased with viewing such an amazing work of talent.

Thank you.

:)

[Dog Bum Chancer]

Ha That was great man!

You got impressive animation skills.

And this concept was hilarious.

[The T 'Intro']

I've always liked this art-style.

I don't know the technical term for this particular art style but it's becoming ever more popular in the animation world these days.

Because of one of the characters, I'm assuming there's gonna be some funny jewish jokes here and there. As well as some 'inner-monolugue" being typical from noir-ish detective films?

It seems that Stamper is quite the versatile voice actor.

The musical score is beautiful.

AlmightyHans responds:

no inner monologue, but yes some jew jokes.

[Quest of the Manwhore]

Cysts really suck

But this doesn't suck.

Another amusingly dirty music video! I especially like the solo "Woahooowahoo"

MANWHORE'S AWESOME!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!