JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Alight]

Very artistic and high quality animation.

But what you lack is proper sound effects and music.

Animation wise, it is beautifully done.

But without proper sound and music to sync with it, it throws the audience's attention off.

[The Legend of David 5]

I wish there was an explanation though.

Like how is David still alive?

Was it the "Song of Healing" from Majora's Mask? Or was it a fairy.

And how did David get so strong? Things were making sense until just now.

I hope you clarify things in the conclusion. Cause following up to this, I am quite confused.

Still, the animation was good.

[SS - Evolution]

This makes allot of sense actually.

Not all those geometric figures, I'm still trying to figure that out.

But rather the logic behind human and God relation.

Logically, if we came from God and ate the Tree of Knowledge, we ourselves have nourished our DNA with that of God's life-source.

Slowly but surely, we ourselves are becoming like God(s).

With the increasing knowledge of science, technology, philosophy and art...

We are becoming very a very 'powerful' species.

[SS - The Math of God]

Ha HA! *(I applauded at the end)

Dude, thank you SO much for introducing Spirit Science to my life.

The idea of "Source" in this form of mathematics is almost a guarantee PROOF that all of everything came from one......something.

Call it god, call it the big-bang, whatever. Perhaps the Big Bang IS God in action. Perhaps evolution is the process by which fibonacci took place.

Logically, this would scientifically prove the potential existence of God. But also disproves everyone's current interpretation of Religion's that disprove other religions and science.

We've all got it wrong! But we've also got it partially right.

But with Spirit Science, we can take a methodical approach to finding the Answer!

You've probably brought curiosity to those who wish to know 'the ANSWER, to life, the universe, EVERYTHING!"

You know what's funny...if I may bring a Hitch Hiker's reference to this.

If you add...

Circles used to make the Seed of Life.
(7)
Circles used to make the Flower of Life.
(13)
The number of Shapes formed from Metatron's Cube + Itself.
(6)
The Points of the Star of David.
(6)
AND counting the points to mark of the Tree of Life.
(10)

GUESS which number you get.

DAMN RIGHT! YOU GET "42"

Holy Balls! Could Adam Douglas know more than he lead on?

[The Real Legend 4]

HaHa. Link's never gonna get laid.

This is such a funny recurring joke from the past episodes.

The animation seemed just a 'bit' choppy here and there but other than that it was a funny episode.

Especially those Miyamoto reference jokes.

I just hope you don't skip ahead too much. There's allot of fun stuff to animate about. What happened to Mallon for example? And when does Link get his "real" horse.

Don't end it too soon now ya hear!

[SS - Astral Projection]

Wouldn't this be dangerous also?

Let's face it, there are ALLOT of people with inner demons they are struggling with or have accepted as part of their lifestyle.

I myself am constantly struggling with temptations, anguish, or fear.

So before practicing Astral Projection...it is imperative that people gain some mental and emotional stability of themselves first.

Because it's a fact that Evil does exist. And what happens to those evil spirits who embrace the darkness within themselves.

Is the 4th dimension in danger against consciousness of good, peaceful, and meek?

Cause if consciousness in infinite, then logically so are the consciousness of the wicked.

[Dead Space Fail]

Ah, some comic relief to the franchise

Dude this game gave me nightmares.

It's enlightening to see something funny be inspired form it.

[IAMW, Charlie Brown]

Truly one of the darker parodies of CB.

As opposed to the "Charlie Brown Murders" which was jumped too fast into his psychotic phase I thought...plus the Samurai Sword was a little cheesy.

This one leads you up to it, you're not expecting what would happen.
It plays on as if it was a 'real' Charlie Brown episode.
Lucy's disdainful afflictions towards Charlie Brown could be stemmed by the frustration of her own one-sided love life.
That was something I never thought of.
And I'm glad you've expressed that.

I love how you've redone the story.

Though, in my opinion...I'm not sure if seeing him 'enjoy' the killing was appropriate for his character.

Charlie Brown was always being pushed into circumstances.
It seems unlike him to feel anything but anguish or the bleak moments of happiness.
He was never violent.

Charlie 'enjoying' the killing just didn't seem like him.
I would see him more frowning but with angry eyes with small tears.

Like this is something he doesn't want to truly do because it hurts himself more.
But he is torn by the fact that he is angry at Lucy.

I don't really see him 'snapping' like that and getting all possessed.
I truly think Charlie Brown is still the good guy but is now in an even WORSE predicament because of his desperation for happiness.

Like I kinda would like to believe the Demon Lord became his new Lucy if you catch my drift.

But hey man, it's your story, let's just see how it plays out.

I still enjoyed this adaptation. I want to see it be concluded.

[Kawaii Battle Stars]

This is how Girl Chan should've been.

Girl Chan's animation was for a lack of better word...non-existant.
The animation though sloppy at times, keeps the viewer more focused.

Comparatively, the dialogue's humor is very funny in both. Very similar in terms of anime mudsling.

But because of the vocal talents, this is strictly "Street Fighter Chode" humor based.
Your voices crack me up man.

[Poontah!]

Oh man I KNEW that was coming.

Animation was ridiculously good.

I also love this particular cartoon style. I always associated it with "Canadian" style animation.

But if there is a technical term for it I would love to know it.

Freakin' Hilarious dude! I laughed harder than mourning Poontah!