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[Bronies]

Putting things in perspective....

There ARE some serious 'Bronies' out there.

And it seems the MLP franchise is getting a little out of control.

And this well animated Flash demonstrates such...behaviors.

---Off Topic---

((Possible theories and levels of Brony development.))

1. Mild - You simply enjoy the animation for it's charm due to the affiliation with Laurin Faust aka PPG and Fosters.

2. Concerning - Is when you start to buy the toys.

3. Creepy - You behave like the people in this Flash: blogging, forum discussing, and finding....arousal in "horse ass."

---Stop Calling Them Brony's---

The term "Brony" is loosely used and can have too many negative associations.
The term has now been integrated with the franchise as a term for a male Pony in the animated series.

So.....to best describe the people depicted in this Flash, comes a new term I feel is more appropriate and best suited towards them.

"Pony-philes" - noun: an adult; usually male, who is mentally, emotionally, and amorously obsessed with the 'My Little Pony Franchise'. Sexual arousal of animated children's characters are usually common behaviors in such individuals. If encountered, proceed with caution.

---Diagnosing a Pony-phila in Pony-philes----

The show's animation style is nothing new, but the stories and characters are quite charming. But how does it arousal such abnormal behavior? Anti-social behaviors often stem from a lack of security and self-esteme. Do to the show's peaceful and child-like theme, most shut-ins develop mental regression. That in combination with suppressed hormones encourages the sensual arousal. However, most psychiatrists explain that sexual association can even develop with anything and anyone. The more "it's" encouraged, the more the mind is condition. It could even be with a SHOE for crying out loud.

However there are simply those who just enjoy the show for it's animation. So it's nothing to be too concerned about. Don't be that ashamed if you like the show.

My advice, just be mindful of yourself.

And use this Flash as a reference guide to what is considered inappropriate behavior of Pony Obsession.

[SS - Human History 3]

Allot of Christians gonna be hating

Out of all the origins of human history, this one is very 'very' interesting.

So what happens to people who don't achieve Christ Continuousness?

RiverJordan responds:

They're not going to make it :/ But it will be their fault for closing themselves off with fear or hate.

[Hammer & Fail 2]

Funny stuff man.

Glad to see such dedication given your current condition.
(Don't push yourself too hard.)

For it was amazingly well animated.

When will BBC 'green-light' your series and give you guys directing control of producing your own Edd show for TV?

Cause this is good stuff man. It's funny, it's witty, and it's got lovable characters all of whom are based off yourselves.

eddsworld responds:

Thanks man, it was just a relief to get it done :)

[--Orange--]

A bit of a nonsensical idea...

but it works.

And the overall presentation is very similar in tone to Penn Ward's Adventure Time when it comes to quirkiness and 16-bit music.

Pretty good for a 48 hour project!

[SS - Human History 2]

Tell me what happens next!

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!

[Green riding hood]

I like it!

It's a very appealing twist to the classic fairy tale.

It's cute, it's sexy, and it's a wonderful tribute to your BF.

For 'not' being an animator, you do some good work. The animation was very smooth. But it is rough here and there.

I wouldn't mind seeing an updated version of this sometimes in the future.

[C. Crashing a Wedding]

Ha....Derpy Hooves :3

Nice flash man.

It's lengthy but choppy and somewhat un-timely.

Sometimes it appears slow and other times it moves along just a 'bit' too fast.

Overall it's a GREAT tribute to the Castle Crasher's franchise.

With all the flash you've put into this. You should just compile everything you've done into one epic movie!

[Great Destiny Man 2]

Oh God I was hoping you would make another one!

I laughed so hard at the first "Great Destiny Man" flash.

And those illustrations you made for the intro are hilariously quirky.

Great Destiny Man is such a funny character, it makes me wonder if this is how Tom Fulp's "Samurai Asshole" should behave.

Maybe you should have a cameo appearance of him!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

TF has a samurai character?

i cannot take credit for the credit illustrations though, they were done by my friend james

[Blue Nova 067]

You must be studying anime religiously

Because that was a COOL Mecha Tribute!

One day you should knuckle down and make a full length feature something.

Hulalaoo responds:

I was studying microwaves