JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[PP - Stonecutter]

A great parable.

But I suppose that if you 'are' too poor or sick. You 'could' afford to strive for a healthier existance.

And if you are wealthier, stronger, or healthier, you could use your existence to help others. IE donate to charity, laborer, nurse, etc.

I guess this parable is more about 'not coveting' others.

[EggFiles]

It's the plot Duke Nuken stole for their 2011 game.

Only their's sucked 'eggs'.

:7 -bawk

[Robocop Jumpstreet]

A real treat to watch back when Newgrounds had those shot mini-videos on the front page.
I missed that layout redesign.

Stamper is just a master of voices isn't he? A real Mel Blanc.

*hey fellas, Stamper also does the lady voices in the Hentai(s) that you masturbate to.

:3

MindChamber responds:

lol

[Miss Kitty Sees You]

Ever notice that Disney doesn't do anthropormorphic animated characters anymore.

Has the 'furry' labeling gone so out of hand that any character that is anthropomorphic be considered perverted if illustrated with a sensual appeal?

They say those who find dirty meaning in things they view, read, or see...simply have a dirty mind to begin with.

[Thank you Edd.]

Time is everyone's enemy, not everyone may have a tomorrow. Do what you must today.

"so let us run with enduracne the race that is set before us."
Hewbrews 12:1

Don't wait for your moment to come, your time is now!

Yusuf responds:

agreed :)

[Dr Whooves and Assistant]

Despite how much I like Derpy, I kinda like the Twilight + Doctor adventure better.

Same voice actor right? But would this be considered the origin story of the Doctor in Equestria?

The script of Twilight and the Doctor might need to be changed in order for continuation to seem logical for other fan series.

Cause this episode seems to introduce the more "confussled" Doctor better.

Confussled. def. a 'portmanteau' of the word confused and puzzled.
First heard in "Mary and Max" film

[My Little Sky Craft]

That pretty much explains today's internet in a nut-shell.

[Groundcats!]

Fuck! The Rescue Stage is HARD.

It's fun to add the rescued birds to your collection. The tilt controls do work, but it takes some getting use to.

The difficulty adds great replay value.

But my only complaint is the 'survival laser mode'. Your laser doesn't charge up fast enough to make it through the unyielding forces of the groundcats.

How are you suppose to get over 500 kills if you can't charge up your laser?

Call me an 'idiot' cause I love this game.

JohnnyUtah responds:

SHAKE THE PHONE TO CHARGE YOUR LAZER!

[PP - Parable of Good/Bad]

This is probably the hardest truth to accept...

I've explained this idea of "no such thing as Good or Bad" to a fellowship group I was invited to and they pretty much railed off the handle.

Logically since God is everything, then God is EVERYTHING. Good and Bad by means of perception. Everything just "is" makes perfect sense.

Although, this get's harder to accept when people subjugate themselves to darker desires of violence and sexuality.

Take the prisoner from the movie "Waking Life" and how he threatens to 'cut the eye-lids' and torture everyone who did him wrong and of any who cross his path.

Or the rapist who kept a 10 year old girl locked up in his basement until she agreed to 'consent' to having sex with him.

It really is a shocking perspective and how we choose to react to things once they become really extreme *(by my perspective of being extreme).

But ultimately this is the truth.

There just 'Is"....

So...how do we find harmony? Or is harmony a factor of "is"

Damn....I'm stumped.

RiverJordan responds:

Harmony comes from within. When there is peace in the self, you can create a harmonic life all around you. True, things can get VERY "extreme", but that being is driving themselves into chaos, and ultimately you can't control anyone but yourself..