JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic Shorts: Volume 5]

I can't say I'm a die-hard sonic fan...

(-4) It's like the same thing as the last flash...and the flash before...and the flash before...

Though great in animation...i am starting to see a lack in variety when it comes to the humor displayed here.

Each of these jokes...
if you looked at them and recall past "Sonic Short Volume - blank"

You will see some jokes...RE-USED or RE-VISITED.

Not literally, but you'll see a ever so 'slight' connection with the types of jokes.

Ex:
in each Sonic Volume to date...there has always been some sexual/pregnancy/explicit joke about Amy Rose.

Each time retold differently. But follows the same punch line of the joke.
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In Reality...you guys will eventually run out of jokes to make.

You'll have to either slow down and wait for newer sonic games to come out.

Or

Take some real time to look back on your older jokes and really try to see how you can be more original than before.

Although...

I'd stick with the latter. Only mainly focus on parodying on "ONE" game or TV show at a time.

[WALL-E & R.O.B.]

I just rented this movie and I loved it...

And I was just wondering if someone would make the connection between Rob & Wall-e for a movie of some sort.

Looks like your experiment with Stop Motion Animation was proven a joy to watch. Thought choppy...it was smooth enough to tell the story...and I did enjoy your clever use of items around your room.

Though the ending seemed somewhat expected as these types of endings have been done before.

Other than that...it's good to see some nice Parodies of Pixar.

Hey...that could be a new section in Newgrounds...

"Parodies of Pixar"

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep1]

Animation was great...but the story was terrible..

Even if this was a parody of "generic" anime...

I still feel it wasn't presented as best as it could be.

I have the strong feeling that you decided to animate a series of mockeries that you felt about anime. Though these are indeed mockeries...I still am not amused by them.

Strangely enough...I should feel a connection to the humor displayed here.

But I'm not....

the Humor directs it's attention to the ridicule of "generic" japanese anime.
-Poor Voice Acting (with bad lip-syncing)
-Annoying Characters
-Complicated interactions of Japanese words to fit english.
-Unnecessary amounts of obscenity (aka: Fan-Service)
-And Plots that make no sense what so ever.

All of which make up your common "generic" Japan-Animation.
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I find no amusement in Generic Japanese Animation...so I suppose I'm being prejudice in finding a "ridicule" of Japanese Animation with the same feelings.

But I watched this "TWICE" just to make sure...

and though the animation fits nicely...the timing...the story...and the writing itself just seems....

flopped.
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+ 5 (fantastic animation as always)
-5 (not well structured or written - way to random even if intentional)

[I Return (Initial Edit)]

This is the reason why I asked you to animate my

movie...

Your ability to animate action scenes are so stylish and fresh.

SO NEW...and appealing to observe.

It's a shame you have to try and squeeze everything on such as small screen but at least you've got the skills of perspective, camera angles, and such.

Aside from animation...you might want to be a director in movies. Action Choreography, choosing HOT actresses, Sex Scenes...you'll be busy.

Over all....this was by far...your smoothest animation yet.
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Thoughts

The Music Sucks...but that's not your fault.

China Town looks allot like China. You really from the UK?
Though I've never been to UK nor China.

Once again..you got the hotties well drawn.

(-1) although it pains me to minus anything...I felt that if you had better shadowing...the animation would look more dynamic. Rather than solid colors with big thick black outlines.

-although this may be on purpose...

d-z responds:

Filming real people is harder because the equipment are expensive, you'll have to get a permit to shoot stuff outside, you'll have to pay the actors and you will have to work in a varied pace.... While in animation, all you need is a computer and of course a drive.

Mark Ryder's music is a bit hard to get into especially if you are not a raver(which I'm not too) but since he's mixing a bunch of styles which he explained in detail i now understand why its like that. There's a certain way to feel it and it is kind of weird because it either involves a bunch of e'd females or lasers strobing through total darkness but in the end it's worth it.^^

[paradise missing draft]

Ah...a series about Purgatory

HOW AWESOME IS THAT!

I can't wait to see this.

(Eventual front page...or at least in the Religion section of Newgrounds.)

Excellent Story
Excellent Voice Acting

Only need work on animation. (-1)

[The Real Legend 3]

Indeed your best one yet...

Link is starting to look more like a Hero.

I'm eager to see how you will conclude this.

Hopefully not soon though...as there is still ALLOT more to the game.

Funny Jokes...and great music.

Nintendo should be sponsoring you. LOL

[If You Were Gay, Roy]

YOU...have no idea how much I love Avenue. Q

This is one of the FEW flashes here on Newgrounds that uses their broadway music.

And I applaud you for it!

Make one about the Porn Song using maybe Bowser and Peach.
(just a suggestion)

I'm seeing a new trend here.
All SSBB characters singing Broadway.

Keep up the Good work.