JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Legend of David 1]

One of the Best Zelda Spoofs David Style

The whole point of this flash is featuring David

Who's character is his unique voice and signature scream.
It was very funny and I enjoyed every minute of it.

My only gripe is the use of subtitles...why does only David and other human characters lack subtitles but every monster does?

If the subtitles were smaller...then it wouldn't interfere with the flash.

All the voices should have subtitles or no subtitles as an option.

I can't wait for the exciting conclusion.

[Good Samaritan]

AGGGHH!! Not the Gay Ox again

Why don't I see these things comming in each episode...

The endings is not what they are meant to be!

by now I'm kinda expecting something to go horribly wrong!

But that's what makes it funny

[Me Bill]

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Front Page!

Everyone must see this!

How incredibly deep this flash is...the existence of individualism that is often taken away from us...how we hold dear to those precious memories (toys) and are often forced to be like everyone else.

To rather die as yourself...than to be someone else...

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Please NGs....Front Page!
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I was amazed by how good this was.
It was a air of eeriness and sense of deep thought and provoking suggestions...

It kinda shows how the modern world is sometimes...

(nice nipple shot dude LOL)

-JBK

[Megaman - Rockin in paper]

That was artistic Genius and Dedication

Anyone can make a flash these days...

But I doubt anyone has ever though of things like you have!

Please tell us all the stats of how long, how much material, and the total amount of effort required.

This form of art is the basis of famous movies like Nightmare Before Christmas.

Imagine doing all that work using only paper.

That's truly cool man.

[Rats On Cocaine - Ep #10]

OH BARF!!! (almost)

The Rats on Cocaine series has several objectives in mind...

To Offend...to disgust...and to make you feel VERY disturbed.

I "force" myself to watch this episode to see just "how much" I can take. I'm no push over when it comes to disturbing images. It's a necessity in life sometimes to see images that would other wise make you sick.

As noted by the Series Button Description

"Possibly the most evil cartoon series on the Planet."

It's both a Marvel and a Monster!

The Work of Uncharted Realms of Creativity and the psyche of the Artist Perturbed mind.

An achievement of art and imagination that NO ONE IN THE WORLD has ever DARED to attempt.

How much grosser, how much sicker, how much more twisted can Dean Packis GET!

I would applauded him if he can make an episode that can make "me" throw up! The only thing that could make me throw up now is food poisoning.

I've seen some really Gross things (things in fiction don't phase me as much as REAL life Gross things...)

Science is Gross

Stem Cell Research
Fetus Farming
Pig Cloning for Human Parts

Biology is Gross

Toads that lay their eggs in their back
Prayamantis that eat their partner after they mate
Tapeworms and other parasites

Medical Conditions are probably the Grossest!

There are just some things in Medical Diseases that just plain AWEFUL to look at...

Growths on Bodies
Tree Warts
Elephantitus
Mutations
Birth Defects
OH the list goes on...to things I cannot even describe!

Like being born without eyes and all you have are empty sockets...or having your lower intestine being pulled out of your anus.

My Uncle is a Cancer and Disease Research doctor and he showed me all these Medical Conditions in books...some were so GOD AWEFULLY disgusting...I rushed to the bathroom to barf. It was a rare opportunity to see the facts of life and the reason why doctors are needed in this world.

If you wanna Reach my Gross Level...do research on bizarre Medical Conditions.

I'm serious...there are SO many GROSS Diseases listed in Medical Books it makes you become Hypochondriac! (fear of Diseases)

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

some verbose motherfuckers around here. biology is indeed a bastian for perverse humor. i love bodily fluids. there's at least four different ones in this cartoon alone.

[Pokemon Plusle]

You don't really need permission...

He doesn't own Pokemon.

Do you know how many people here on Newgrounds post "fan-flashes" of Tankmen, Pico, Foamy, and many others?

As long as you gave credit where credit is due...this guy really doesn't deserve the recognition or the authority as he doesn't own Pokemon. He should be happy that someone appreciated his work so much that someone would make a flash one it.

Many examples are presented on Newgrounds all the time. So many parodies of Tankmen, Pico, Salad Fingers, Foamy, etc.

And all the artist had to do was give credit where credit was due. They didn't have to do Hours of research, blogging, and asking to Locate the original artist. A credited name is sufficient...and should've been appreciated.

Newgrounds is about creative freedom and exercising those animation skills.

Everything by Everyone.

And you took that time to give the credit...but I don't think that guy had ANY right to tell you what to do with an animation featuring characters that aren't his to begin with.

[Ferrets]

This reminds me allot of Charlie the Unicorn...

In the sense that its bizarre, disturbing, yet "funny" all at the same time.

I'm both impressed by the lyrics written yet crept out that you actually hand to "think" about what the words would be. I would be scared of myself while writing the lyrics to this song.

None the less...it's great to see some clever song-writing and animation submitted to Newgrounds.

This does indeed belong to the Front Page of Newgrounds.

[Ill Fate: Ep. 1]

You've gotta Pitch this idea!

It pulled me in with much interest from the intensity of the suspense.

i ended up watching it TWICE just to capture the smoothness of the animation, the brilliant capture of the voice acting and sound effects, and the dramatic color that makes this short...yet amazing film a complete joy to watch.

Oh the suspense is killing me!

What is to become of this "mad-man" Kaiser who is the only lead to the progression of the story.

After you two made the incredibly thought-provoking film "Engineered". I was sure you two would already land jobs in the professional animation business.

I am glad you decided to make a "suspenseful" series! I'm sure this would make a great movie if done with "real" actors.

Hell-Boy 2 had all the special effects...and the cool stunts...but a very "bland" story.

I feel that with that exact same budget for special effects and CG. You could make this movie WAY better in the genre of fantasty/sci-fi.

Good Luck! And I look forward to whatever you two Blokes come up with next!

[Legend of Miyamoto]

Front Page Dude!

Everyone should see this ^_^
Miyamoto was the father of all Nintendo
I'll bet someone in his office will be all like

"DUDE! you gotta check out what this guy on Newgrounds made!"
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The Animation was smooth
The use of Spirtes was cleverly well-done with the transition into anime.
And it was just a joy to watch and listen.

(Question: Was it only Mario, Donkey Kong, and Zelda the ones he made for Nintendo? Or did he make others?)

Awkward-Squid responds:

Thanks man :)

Miyamoto also made Yoshi, Pikmin, Nintendogs, and I think he was credited as one of the original designers of Ice Climber and F-Zero.

[ParodyRangersTheMovie 1-3]

Ewww...that is Narly!

No wonder Lord Zet says he's the filthiest and nastiest evil in the galaxy.

Hmm....so this is the end of Part 1.

Say...is there ANY chance we can watch the "WHOLE" thing all at once after all the episodes have been submitted to Newgrounds?

These interruptions of the Newgrounds Logos kinda make it "distracting" and "loses" the excitement of the movie.

But since this was mentioned earlier as a technical problem..I shouldn't complain.

Still I was a bit bummed out that after part 2...(I smell Teen Spirits)

BOOM! Episode 3

"Suddenly" the Power Rangers are there?

No transition scene of mystery when the Teens visit the site? Only to be attacked from behind by Slooge in disguise?

It just seemed...rather sudden.

Don't get me wrong though I enjoyed the film entirely. it's the beginning that caught me off guard.

Thumbs up for adding cleverly hidden nudity...I'm sure everyone like looking at "Becky" (aka Rina Chan = LoL = haha just kidding K.)
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Note: down below is a bunch of technical questions that DO NOT MATTER what so ever to the review as a whole...If you may...they are just a bunch of "Nerd" complaints.

Umm...what the hell? A Narwhal for the White Ranger? How did he become the White Ranger anyway? Last episode mentioned he was green....

Is anything mentioned or seen in the series based off of the lives of the original actors? Like the quote of the "black-ranger" saying his lines are "boring".

Jayson Lee Scotts (episode 3) mentions "gay porn?"

Your character Pink Ranger "Becky" on an adult magazine?
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Anyway..thanks for releasing Episode 3

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