JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rwd: 021 Meet'n'fuck]

FINALLY!!! someone speaks the truth!

I don't mean to "insult" VadimGoD" for his popularity for his sex simulators...but honestly...I don't believe his flashes are worth the hype.
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(NOTE: What is written below is only based on a "hunch!" I do not intend to scrutinize or insult VandiGoD should these opinions prove otherwise.)
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I "SUSPECT" that he's borrowing images of Hentai from the original Hentai Games such as "Bible-Black" and "Discipline".

These images were originally developed and illustrated by a company called "Activesoft".

Then the images are copied (edits' them slightly)...and animates over the parts where it matters...a "bubble-effect" for the moving bodies...and animated movement for the bodies during intercourse.

I feel that there is little effort to create this "Meet-N-Fuck" series.
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Now with that being said...I feel that Sex-Games are only deemed great artistic quality if the images are 100% hand-drawn.

Games like "A Really Great Night"...pain-stakingly each image hand-drawn and animated. (It also gives a vibe of a concept of true romance.)

and yes...I'll admit...Zone-Sama's Flashes are "OFF-the Wall Amazing". (I am truly amazed by the daring subject matter of popular Kids TV shows). Zone's flashes are for the more "selective" Hentai Viewers.

And what's really emerging is the risque art style of Denzil Crokers' flashes. His animation ordeal with Singapore's Hottest Rock Band (AstroNinjas) really blew me away! Go see it!
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But the "Meet-&-Fuck" series (I feel) are just images created by the original artists of Avtivesoft, Kitty Media, and Milky Studios - and then overlapped with animation and bubble-movement.
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As for the realistic outcome of this flash...Sure...I would be ashamed...BUT only if I relieved myself to something cheap and lacking of artistic quality.

Do you really think Nudity is something to be ashamed of? No...famous artist such as Michalangelo and Leonard painted the female body. (to what was probably considered Renaissance Porn back then) Sex is Beautiful...and Illustrating it in art shouldn't be something to be ashamed of (speaking from an artists perspective)

Even Porn games have their Artistic Quality...and this Flash Mocking the Dry-Art that is the "Meet-and-Fuck" series...demonstrates a lack of artistic value as oppose to Zone-Sama's, Denzil's, and JoSilver's flash movies.

-JBK
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(SORRY if this seems like allot of writing...I am a writer...and when I write....I REALLY Write!)

I get allot on my mind whenever I just read or see something...so I apologize.
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LazyMuffin responds:

you could've noted the guy, but sure.

[Jeff was chilling CONTEST]

Not Bad

You kinda got an internet fad-thing going on there.

You know...kinda like how Strawberry Clock got popular or the rather infamous Kitty-Krew.

I think you should stick with "Jeff-chillin" subjects for a while and see how your popularity goes.

Though I was a just a bit annoyed by the first flash...a tad repeative...

Even though Slinker's Flash was just a bunch of dancing...I enjoyed it.

Pretty Good animating dancing.

[The Bukakke Udon Song]

I think you should present this idea to a studio..

Preferably Gainax Studio

as they are great at creating anime that's both alluring / offensive / and enjoyable to watch all at the same time.

Just the fact that....
"The hentai queen kidnapped all the women to turn them into noodles, Astroninja comes to the rescue"

Is enough of a concept to make a wierd but cool anime series.

Quite Notably was the various anime spin-offs of characters of other anime/videogames...well...I can't recoginize them all...but I can tell you borrowed some ideas. Either way...being inspired by other ideas can still make your characters be considered "origional"

Just the basic concept of this music video sends a message to me that this CAN be a potentially FUN anime series to watch for "slightly" mature audiences.

I mean it DOES feature nudity...but what anime doesn't these days?

And since no actual images of Hentai or Sex were presented...a public broadcast is allowable in some countries and in the USA with some edits.

KEEP all the CHARACTERS.

I especially love your Masked Hero who can turn into a Vampire bat.
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Glad your finally Breaking Bonds with the normal "Sex" simulators. Making games just for us Promiscuous Internet Surfers.

For a moment...I just assumed you were just posting SEX games only.

But I am Glad your Finally presenting an AMAZING FLASH for the public to see.

Who knows...maybe You'll have this anime done professionally someday!

d-z responds:

Really? Thanks man, i'll consider that. Those characters were my rendition of the band, i'll ask 'em if they want a series lol

[Guy Dancing]

Somehow I feel like your trying to copy Gary Brols

The "Numa-Numa" Gary Brolsma did in fact make a name for himself on Newgrounds and Youtube due to his VERY unique interpretative singing and dancing.

But what draws the line between "your" flash and "his" is that "his" actually had a good tempo of coordination and rhythm.

His singing and movement matched so well with the "Numa-Numa" song that it made it funny and enjoyable to watch.

"Your" flash....eh....its seems a TAD unorganized. Like your just doing a bunch of Random movements in interpretations to the song.

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However...in spite what I just wrote up above....I could be TOTALLY off-beat.

You may not have been trying to copy Gary Brolsma. But rather looking for an artistic outlet.

After all...you did quote...

"anyway...i thought this was kind of funny, but, whatev!"

So I assume you weren't expecting any really high scores.

But I suppose it was fun to gauge people's reaction based uppon the reviews.

I subtracted allot of points for what I believed to be lack of originality and coordination.

Giving you a 4/10

[GunChest Episode 01_02]

This is a very "Obvious" Megaman Spin-off

Only YOUR version is the one I would choose to play as a game.

I was seriously amazed by how much effort was put into this FLASH!

It's a good thing you made the top five...other wise I would have never heard of your series ^^

Be honest...you were "inspired" by the Japanese Megaman series right?

But you probably wanted him to be.....well....not a Freaken Sissy.

I was very happy I got a chance to watch this amazing cartoon.

[Angry Dog - Be My Bitch]

Everytime I watch an episode...I feel like I'm....

watching something GOOD on TV.

Like a Australian version of "Adult-Swim".

Do the Out-Backs have "obscene" cartoons like these on TV? Or are the cartoons only made for kiddies?

I love all the Characters...

especially Sexual Lobster and Angry Dog.

-JBK

["A Slice of the Action"]

Nope: That was NOT what I was thinking at ALL

But it was still Awesome!

I can see you were probably influenced by the infamous Ren and Stimpy Cartoons.

It's that sort of obscene, random, and profound humor that makes shows like your so entertaining.

Thank You for the Entertainment ^^

[Boy Robot!]

Miyazaki would be so proud of you

You seem to capture the essence that only an artist of the Gibli Studios could capture.

Not only that...you illustrate a memorable character...and of course...robots.

I'm curious if you can work a story out of this...

The Strength of a Story is only measure by the Determination of the Author.

[Smash Bros. Murder Omega!]

Well...that was somewhat anti-climatic...

Mario's Still a bastard

Peach still gets abused

And Future Mario will never make a reappearance.

Still...it was clever work including Miyamoto in the flash as the Overloard of the Nintendo Universe. Where a simple control of the Wii remote controls the destiny of the characters.

Thanks for making a conclusion (despite the distraction of Castle Crashers)

[:Telekinetic Pornography]

hmm.Intelligent, thought provoking, AND risque ^^

Haha...she's fantasying what life would be like if she was a Telekinetic Prostitute!

But Foamy's Flash Cards were a little hard to read...had too Zoom in one it.
Not a major gripe...cause the rest was just pure pleasure to listen and watch.

You REALLY like to tempt your fans with the Germaine's (Almost Completely Seen) Nudity.

As for getting a Job. I know she would do well at Hot Topic...funny....that's where her DVD's are sold at too!

(note: NO! not her telekinetic porn movie :L)