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[Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]]

Rtil's submission was spectacular

His vision of Rina-Chan as a pop diva seducing Capt. Falcon was by far the best submission of the collab.

-Beautiful
-Mesmerizing
-And Hypnotic

That music....

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the rest...just kinda felt like AIDS. But that might not necessarily be a bad thing to say...(read below)

Note:
I apologize strongly to those who might be offended by that statment...but it only seemed like Rtil actually did ANY work on this Collab.

The drawings or representations of Rina Chan and Kirb (not just in Dick 1 but Dick 2) seems condescendingly demeaning to say the least. Sure she likes Brawl - sure he did animate Brawl Taunts. But you don't have to completely slander her and Kirb. Because...

To be perfectly honest...it's more of the Fans fault to this decline to video-game humor. People only want jokes they can familiarize themselves with. And that's what so great / and horrible about this flash. it really goes beyond the sense of what is considered relative humor vs a complete parody of another parody.

But the jokes about Rina and Kirb I felt were for the wrong reasons. It's more the those whiny fans who are constantly demanding more and more Brawl Taunts.

But as a means to completely make someone ashamed they ever did demand more Brawl Taunts...where here you go...is this what you want? huh?

I though so.

The decline of videogames is made very apparent in this strangely enjoyable flash submission. Or rather should I say "Provocatively Enjoyable"

[One More Brawl Taunts]

Tell me...did you "want" to do this?

Or was it the pressure of the fans who encouraged you to do this?

I'll be perfectly honest....I was perfectly satisfied with just the last 2. The previous ones were 'just' right. This...this just seemed like it's being "forced".

I couldn't imagine what kind of pressure you recieve when you are constantly being asked 'Hey - Do Another Brawl Taunts Already' - phht...like artist live to serve the public's needs of entertainment.

Sure I can understand a 'polite' gesture...but I've read comments pratically DEMANDING another Brawl Taunts.

And what happens when things are put under too much pressure...it sucks.
Like a Vacuum in space.

okay...don't get me wrong...the FIRST parts and LAST (after the credits) made me chuckle...but not LOL.

Your writing was not so forced I believe in the last 2 submissions Rina.

But suppose my negativity towards this flash submission might also be generated by the infamous "dick" series. Although...RTYL's submission of you being a Pop Diva and seducing Capt. F was...Mesmerizing. Then the rest just sorta felt like Aids.

As for this flash...meh....I can't make the associations with these kinds of jokes anymore. I sorta lost my taste for Brawl - mainly because of all the edge grabbers.

But the jokes are there...just not funny to me.

5/10

For good effort in trying to collect as MANY flash artists cuz your 'slave boy' kirb didn't want to animate it.

For moderately funny jokes.

For giving these brawl babies something to suckle as they are eventually weaned off of Brawl Taunts.

[9 Months Later]

A Bit late for Pico Day...

But still funny.

Animation still a bit choppy...but still it is well animated.

SkoolCool responds:

It wasn't for Pico Day, but thanks.

[Pico Epsilon]

Ohh...that is a good one

It takes a great artist to be able to connect an amazing story from a simple flash.

To be inspired by the smallest thing...into this BIG thing.

And for it to conclude with the timeline of the Tankmen...it makes perfect sense.

I have a strong feeling that this flash will remain to be a significant part of the Pico Universe...

Is it better than "Fatherly Bonds" ?

It's very hard to judge because they are in two different genres.

Comedy action VS Action action

But...seeing that it was a late submission...I'm not sure if you still are included in the Pico Day awards. But I believe you should

BiffTheTimid responds:

Thanks for taking the time to write this review man. I really appreciate it. I really like hearing that people like the tie-in. Once it came into my head, that was when I decided for sure that I was going to make the movie. I hope I'm included too, but who knows how it'll play out. I won't make any expectations.

[Fatherly Bonds]

aww...that put me in a good mood ^_^

Dude...this is at least a top tier for the Pico Day Awards.

Muchos Gracias

I enjoyed this very much!

though...I think I found the easter egg...why isn't it appearing on your page or my page?

[Last Minute Mood Shift]

It's a shame some people are only expecting porn..

I mean...come ON

What's with these guys? You are expressing yourself in more ways than one...the versatility of an artist is his/her right!

And these guys are just waiting to fap to your next flash. How shameful.

You on the other hand...disregard the opinions of the public and strive for whats in your heart.

That's a true artist.

And I'm happy to see a new - though weird - new direction.
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Flash Results 8/10

-Not the best animation
-But it really threw me off with the sudden suspense
-Great look for characters.

d-z responds:

Walking diagonally up and down is really exciting :-)

[Attack!]

Impressive for you're first flash.

You gonna continue this flash...the tales of girl and girl robot?

Araelyn responds:

We shall see! Perhaps I will.

[8-BIT Waterslide]

Thanks to Newgrounds....you'd probably win.

I voted cuz it definately was more appealing than the rest of the submissions.

And i DID watch all the other you-tube submissions.

And this one is by far the best one!

MACH SPEED - YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAA

My favorite part.

[Siblings Untitled 01]

PLAYIN' RUNE-SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.

Do you actually do this to your brother for real?

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This was by far the most screaming you've ever done.

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Though the menu's confusion was intentional, it was still frustrating and unnecessary in my opinion.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Meh, I found it funny. I was just being, y'know... EVIL. And I like being evil sometimes.

Dont' worry, it's not something I plan to continue, I only did it for this. A special treat. You should've seen the scrapbook, hah.

And no, I never do that to Johny. I'm not THAT EVIL. MUA HAHAHAHAH!