JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[-Sandwich-]

#1 Most viewed video on Youtube UK a while ago...

The simplicity of the song is what makes it appealing.

Now everytime people eat sandwiches...they'll hum a little jingle.

Tanks for brightening everyone's boring lunch hours.

[Baby Baboon]

K..now you're just getting lazy...

There was no variation in those lyrics - and it sounded too much like a revamped version of "Surfin Bird" by the Trashmen.

You don't have to force these music videos. Cuz this one and each one to come I'm sure...seems like it was just made for the sake of making.

I feel there was a lack of considerable discrimination of though. Like you just go...

"Meh....good enough" I'll ask Wonchop to animate it (which he does pretty well) but I'm sure he too will agree that you must've put more thought in your previous songs.

Your old ones were still better to me. I apologize that I can't agree with everyone else on this matter.

I didn't like it.

[Hammer Bro Mario]

A nice quick laugh

But it could've been longer.

Nicely animated.

[Nameless 6 Vol.3 Part 2/2]

DVD DVD DVD

Such an unusual style of humor.

If a DVD for sale is possible...I would Love to own a copy.

-Great Voice Acting
-Great Animation
-Great Humor

I found nothing flawless with this series.

Nameless ... is a name I will truly remember.

Good Job - All of you.

[Misinterpretive Porn Star]

How come I can't find it on the website?

The best props of this flash movie are the voices.

Egoraptor's announcer voice is definitely strong here...

In fact...you too have such a strong voice.

My BIGGEST PROPS go to the talented voices of this flash to match such a humorous script.

Good Job Happy Harry.

[Crazy-Ass Renaldo Rangers]

Un-Amusing....

Though it shows much appreciation to your friend Psyguy. This spin-off definately lacks constructive humor and voices.

Since all the "Renaldo's" have to sound the same. This concept for the flash was also it's down-fall. Sure I could handle the little joke from the series. But honestly - Renaldo is suppose to be the least interesting character. Making awkward jokes about certain things and leaving it as that.

This flash...was indeed a horrible wet dream come true.

Perhaps it's best as the easter egg for a future SFPR Dvd (If you get the approval)

But this flash...I dunno...I'm sorry...it wasn't funny (to me at least).

But - your animation skills are as slick as ever so no low score.

[Awesome Cracks Down]

hmm....

I honestly feel that "though a parody of Crackdown for X-Box" this flash movie was not represented in it's best way possible.

The game's main focus was it's insane explosions and jumping. This was represented very little in this flash and not even in a parody form.

This parody's jokes derives from some aspects that I felt were not as strong in the game "Crackdown" as the other's I've mentioned.

I honestly feel that "Egoraptorism" basically coated over the game. With the same voice and possibly the exact same humor of awkward situations, nonsensical dialogue, and random events.

I'm just not feeling the magic Egoraptor...

So forgive me for not being part of the "praise - party"

But I'll give you props...your Easter - Egg did leave me laughing.

[My Robotic Inspiration]

OMG - the art presented in this flash is amazing!

It's easy for talented artists such as yourself to envision images and stories even from "just" music.

And that's exactly what you've done. I am amazed by your vivid imagination and talented visualization of music.

I'll bet with a small funding...this could make a pretty sweet music video. With 3-D computer animation and such.

Cuz this earns all 10 out of 10 for my vote.

Truly and Honestly.

AKS9 responds:

Thank you so much. Your words are very moving.. thank you.

[I need a Hero]

Ah - how poetic.

But a bit cliche don't cha think?

Course...it is the basic of all romantic ventures of heroism and damsels.

Nice Props Corn Girl...says Tiki-Man from the Ring of Fire (aka Pacific)

[War, Snow and Fire]

Neh...a pleasant story - but too predictable.

It's not all that...original.

A neglected girl finds an unsual creature - done before
That creature is being forced for warfare - done before
The creature ends up saving his slaver - done done done before

Having a truly good story is hard sometimes since all the good ones have been done before.

Now...animation and art wise...this film is quite morbid yet expressive.

The black sillolette of the characters really helps bring the mood and emotions from each character as well as add a bit of mystery.

That earns high points.

But subtracts a large amount for pridictability.

A perfect children's book and short movie...but doesn't please an experienced and well varied connoisseur art such as myself.

Now don't trash this idea...it WOULD make a good selling Children's Book. Keeping all the art and such...but add some understandable dialogue.

The theme should be " why war is bad " or something.

Valerofond responds:

I didn't realise varied art connoisseurs visit newgrounds