JakBaronKing's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Last Minute Shopper]

You delivered as promised...

The film is an inspiration...

Demonstrating both the selfishness and unselfish behaviors that in reality...occur on Christmas day.

"An like a Thief in the Night..I shall come"

A thief with a noble heart....

That's purely poetry right there.

(Someone should make a movie)

knobbywood responds:

thanx man! i'm glad you like it:)

[Is that.. Mario & Luigi?!]

now that...

puts the definition to the decline of video-games.

The perspective that Mario and Luigi will only share when the very fans of Nintendo themselves will push them off the edge to the brink of self-destruction.

LOL

It was funny too ^_^

DAGamesOfficial responds:

lol well I hope it doesn't happen with sonic... oh wait he was like that already, it's just that cocaine isn;t noticeable in the games xP

[Badass Gladiator Rage]

I am SERIOUSLY AMZED HOW WELL...

This turned out.

Thanks for all your hard work man...now have a happy Thanksgiving.

What am I thankful for?

That there are awesome Red Baron fans and animators like Denzel Crocker.

d-z responds:

Aww you're the mastermind of this man thanks very much to you!

[Gears of Awesome]

I'll be honest..

I didn't like it this time...

Nothing really clever happens in this episode in my opinion.

I like how your previous flashes had some sort of connotative suggestion to the characters and references to other games, anime, movies, or situations.

This basically gives a blatant description of the game Gears of War.

I never played the game, but I have seen youtube videos of it and nothing happening in this short makes any sense to me. I never played Awesome Center but you had more clever writing and situations in it. References to Tron, Residence Evil, and possibly GTO (Great Teacher Onizuka) using the "O" face - facial expression.

this seemed like a bunch of violence, and well...more violence.
Which I'm sure the game is all about...but...is it about more than just that?

the Train entering the "suggestive" portal makes no sense to me either.

But oh well...you did make front page so I suppose it must be worth something I'm not getting.

Egoraptor responds:

I really don't know what you're talking about with the references to Tron and Resident Evil... I don't make references unless it's to the game I'm parodying.

[Rats On Cocaine - Ep #10]

OH BARF!!! (almost)

The Rats on Cocaine series has several objectives in mind...

To Offend...to disgust...and to make you feel VERY disturbed.

I "force" myself to watch this episode to see just "how much" I can take. I'm no push over when it comes to disturbing images. It's a necessity in life sometimes to see images that would other wise make you sick.

As noted by the Series Button Description

"Possibly the most evil cartoon series on the Planet."

It's both a Marvel and a Monster!

The Work of Uncharted Realms of Creativity and the psyche of the Artist Perturbed mind.

An achievement of art and imagination that NO ONE IN THE WORLD has ever DARED to attempt.

How much grosser, how much sicker, how much more twisted can Dean Packis GET!

I would applauded him if he can make an episode that can make "me" throw up! The only thing that could make me throw up now is food poisoning.

I've seen some really Gross things (things in fiction don't phase me as much as REAL life Gross things...)

Science is Gross

Stem Cell Research
Fetus Farming
Pig Cloning for Human Parts

Biology is Gross

Toads that lay their eggs in their back
Prayamantis that eat their partner after they mate
Tapeworms and other parasites

Medical Conditions are probably the Grossest!

There are just some things in Medical Diseases that just plain AWEFUL to look at...

Growths on Bodies
Tree Warts
Elephantitus
Mutations
Birth Defects
OH the list goes on...to things I cannot even describe!

Like being born without eyes and all you have are empty sockets...or having your lower intestine being pulled out of your anus.

My Uncle is a Cancer and Disease Research doctor and he showed me all these Medical Conditions in books...some were so GOD AWEFULLY disgusting...I rushed to the bathroom to barf. It was a rare opportunity to see the facts of life and the reason why doctors are needed in this world.

If you wanna Reach my Gross Level...do research on bizarre Medical Conditions.

I'm serious...there are SO many GROSS Diseases listed in Medical Books it makes you become Hypochondriac! (fear of Diseases)

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

some verbose motherfuckers around here. biology is indeed a bastian for perverse humor. i love bodily fluids. there's at least four different ones in this cartoon alone.

[Legend of Miyamoto]

Front Page Dude!

Everyone should see this ^_^
Miyamoto was the father of all Nintendo
I'll bet someone in his office will be all like

"DUDE! you gotta check out what this guy on Newgrounds made!"
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The Animation was smooth
The use of Spirtes was cleverly well-done with the transition into anime.
And it was just a joy to watch and listen.

(Question: Was it only Mario, Donkey Kong, and Zelda the ones he made for Nintendo? Or did he make others?)

Awkward-Squid responds:

Thanks man :)

Miyamoto also made Yoshi, Pikmin, Nintendogs, and I think he was credited as one of the original designers of Ice Climber and F-Zero.

[ParodyRangersTheMovie 1-2]

That was...shorter than I expected...

I can understand if you want to have some plot development...but are you guys like...still animating it?

I though it was all done and you were submitting each part one by one.
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Oh well...thanks anyway.

The Animation was very smooth
The Voice Acting was well recorded
and the Everyone's favorite characters are back!

I was just a bit bummed out that it wasn't as long as the first one.

The Plot Development remained only at that one scene.

Course then again...5 minutes in comparison to 3 minutes....It isn't much of a difference.

I guess what was disappointing to me was the lengthy time spent only on ONE scene.

But oh well...

The Animation effects were the highlight of this episode.

Thanks for Posting it ^_^

Kirbopher responds:

It's fully animated, but we weren't able to get all of the scenes compiled together. Check my blog for details on as to why. Either case, glad you enjoyed it for what it was.

[Rwd: 021 Meet'n'fuck]

FINALLY!!! someone speaks the truth!

I don't mean to "insult" VadimGoD" for his popularity for his sex simulators...but honestly...I don't believe his flashes are worth the hype.
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(NOTE: What is written below is only based on a "hunch!" I do not intend to scrutinize or insult VandiGoD should these opinions prove otherwise.)
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I "SUSPECT" that he's borrowing images of Hentai from the original Hentai Games such as "Bible-Black" and "Discipline".

These images were originally developed and illustrated by a company called "Activesoft".

Then the images are copied (edits' them slightly)...and animates over the parts where it matters...a "bubble-effect" for the moving bodies...and animated movement for the bodies during intercourse.

I feel that there is little effort to create this "Meet-N-Fuck" series.
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Now with that being said...I feel that Sex-Games are only deemed great artistic quality if the images are 100% hand-drawn.

Games like "A Really Great Night"...pain-stakingly each image hand-drawn and animated. (It also gives a vibe of a concept of true romance.)

and yes...I'll admit...Zone-Sama's Flashes are "OFF-the Wall Amazing". (I am truly amazed by the daring subject matter of popular Kids TV shows). Zone's flashes are for the more "selective" Hentai Viewers.

And what's really emerging is the risque art style of Denzil Crokers' flashes. His animation ordeal with Singapore's Hottest Rock Band (AstroNinjas) really blew me away! Go see it!
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But the "Meet-&-Fuck" series (I feel) are just images created by the original artists of Avtivesoft, Kitty Media, and Milky Studios - and then overlapped with animation and bubble-movement.
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As for the realistic outcome of this flash...Sure...I would be ashamed...BUT only if I relieved myself to something cheap and lacking of artistic quality.

Do you really think Nudity is something to be ashamed of? No...famous artist such as Michalangelo and Leonard painted the female body. (to what was probably considered Renaissance Porn back then) Sex is Beautiful...and Illustrating it in art shouldn't be something to be ashamed of (speaking from an artists perspective)

Even Porn games have their Artistic Quality...and this Flash Mocking the Dry-Art that is the "Meet-and-Fuck" series...demonstrates a lack of artistic value as oppose to Zone-Sama's, Denzil's, and JoSilver's flash movies.

-JBK
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(SORRY if this seems like allot of writing...I am a writer...and when I write....I REALLY Write!)

I get allot on my mind whenever I just read or see something...so I apologize.
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LazyMuffin responds:

you could've noted the guy, but sure.

[The Bukakke Udon Song]

I think you should present this idea to a studio..

Preferably Gainax Studio

as they are great at creating anime that's both alluring / offensive / and enjoyable to watch all at the same time.

Just the fact that....
"The hentai queen kidnapped all the women to turn them into noodles, Astroninja comes to the rescue"

Is enough of a concept to make a wierd but cool anime series.

Quite Notably was the various anime spin-offs of characters of other anime/videogames...well...I can't recoginize them all...but I can tell you borrowed some ideas. Either way...being inspired by other ideas can still make your characters be considered "origional"

Just the basic concept of this music video sends a message to me that this CAN be a potentially FUN anime series to watch for "slightly" mature audiences.

I mean it DOES feature nudity...but what anime doesn't these days?

And since no actual images of Hentai or Sex were presented...a public broadcast is allowable in some countries and in the USA with some edits.

KEEP all the CHARACTERS.

I especially love your Masked Hero who can turn into a Vampire bat.
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Glad your finally Breaking Bonds with the normal "Sex" simulators. Making games just for us Promiscuous Internet Surfers.

For a moment...I just assumed you were just posting SEX games only.

But I am Glad your Finally presenting an AMAZING FLASH for the public to see.

Who knows...maybe You'll have this anime done professionally someday!

d-z responds:

Really? Thanks man, i'll consider that. Those characters were my rendition of the band, i'll ask 'em if they want a series lol

[Awesome Video Games Ep32]

I just realized...

you guys probably have the biggest NES collection ever!

It's good to see that you love the humble origins of Nintendo.

I too find the appreciation of such old games. Zelda and Mario was probably my favorite ones.

Somehow I don't recall the Game-Genie, but I'm sure it ends badly.

I seem to recall that it could permanently damage your cartridges if you over do the coding.

But getting back to my opinion of your latest flash.

Well...your series is still AWESOME!

With sooooooooooooo many NES games that were made, you've probably can land an episode for every single one!

A request from me (a humble fan)

You wouldn't happen to be making a Zelda episode would you?

FarFromSubtle responds:

Zelda sounds AWESOME! We'll have to ask Dad or Santa if we can get it this year!