JakBaronKing's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hemoticus]

no wonder the game appealed to you

So what's the story behind Count Hemoticus?

* He looks so cool, masked heros and villians have something to hide.

d-z responds:

The Land of Suits is an imaginary RPG i play using drawings.

The 13 shields are the protectors of the land and the count is one of them. The count lives in an old windmill situated in the plains of Corpuz that was once a vast slaveground for vampiric conquerors. The Count destroyed the vampires with an army of automatons and took care of the "Bloodless." The Bloodless are half vampires who have no blood, and has a lifespan that maxes to eight years. It is due to the fact that after eight years the "essence of shadow" completely fades and the children are normalized. They stop being undead and start being dead. Think of them as premature babies who depended with vampiric power as an incubator. So after the liberation, the count gathered the children and provided them with synthetic blood. The land of corpuz is eerie and is full of ruins. The children doesn't need to feed so they remain alive as unaging immortals, as long as the count's machines keep the fake blood flowing and the engines running.

[Monster Love]

Ewwww....

needs to be rated "M"

Dude...that Lama is humping that centar woman who isn't half horse but two buts of a woman with a tail!

Barf barf barf!!!!!That is so disgusting!!!!!!

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Man...you know how to make me gag.

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Nah nah nah - JK

I can obviously tell your into centaurs.

Me...I guess Mermaids.

d-z responds:

Lol really?

[Mountain Sentinel]

This would make a cool monster in Red Baron 2

I mean look at it!

It just makes me wanna try to slay it and claim it's head for coninage!

Dude! your monsters ROCK!

d-z responds:

thank you jak ^^

[Confusion]

You should make it like...a double creature

You know...one half is half woman with the penis mouth. The other is the half man with a vagina mouth.

Then no matter which side she/he flips over...it becomes a completely different looking creature.

Like those royal cards in a deck. Two heads...flip, same, no?

[TANK GIRL]

I wonder if Jamie Hewlett will try to sue you...

Cuz the 'original' Tank Girl still is a big iffy.

Both are Tanks...Driving in the ruins of the future of a desert.

It's....REALLY hard for me to choose which Tank Girl I like better.

Both are Tank Girls...one's a punk...this one's a hot soldier.

Meh...Jamie Hewlett will be the asshole for suing.

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From a simple sketch, you really buffed out the art quality with photoshop.

[Captain Nutrition]

meh...less lame than Captain Planet.

But...don't cha think that if his hair was like a carrot top...it's be more humorous.

And what if he had powers like....fertilizing flatulence...green thumb?

etc.

lando7 responds:

Sounds fun although fertilizing flatulence where I'm from is also known as a "Shart" lol. But thanks again for the advice! XD

[Can you feel it?]

You look like that Che Guevara poster

HAHA!

You should emphasize the negative color more so it adds that solid bold effect.

A darker red in place over the light orange background.

beastkid7 responds:

lol it does doesn't it

Negative color? ...I can draw but I don't no "the art lingo" if you know what I mean. Wait do you mean the negative space around me?

Good idea I think I'll do that.

[Mindchamber]

I feel that this captures your true essence

This is more than just a statue for fun. I have a feeling that it'll become an important piece of art through-out history (or at least pop-culture history about Newgrounds).

I am amazed by the incredible detail. The statue actually looks like it's made of metal. You must've worked really hard on this.

You are a versatile artist MC - like those guys in animation studios who have to make 3D clay figures of their cartoon characters. I have no idea why but it adds that extra flare to the soul purpose of character design.

What awaits for this unlikely pair of a boy and his robot?

MindChamber responds:

I have a whole lotta story to tell.

Thanks for the review!

[Lara Crust : Tomb Raiser]

Ah...the perfect Lara for the Necrophilies.

It's gross - but funny.

fondling herself and licking her already decomposing boobs....yuck!

XD

comedy rule #4 - Gross can be very funny.

MindChamber responds:

haha, I should've had a worm coming out of one of them :-p