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Way to stick it to the false prophets.

It did feel a little weird shooting at a demented Jesus figure.

Course then again 'many' bad people pretend to be 'good'.
So shooting a fake Jesus is okay.

Fun and a challenging tribute to challenging "Invader" type shooters.

*(Seriously I had no idea May 21 was supposedly Rapture Day)

Ridiculously addictive and more fun than the other

But the iphone version has no special gems.

I hope you plan to update later.

This was the dumbest game I've ever played.

But I think you've expressed a valid truth about Video-Games.

-Waste of Time yet Highly Addictive
-You start just so you can end it! So why play at all? Because you WANT TO.
-Game Endings? Completely meaningless.

Anyone who's ever experienced VideoGame OCD might get a huge slap in the face of reality after playing this game.

Pure Satire Genius!

(However the programing for the platforming is very weak still.)

Granted you are mixing things up a bit, you just need to improve the game's mechanics a bit more.

There are jokes that need a bit of time to think about, but once you do it's absolute hilarity.

I'll have to revisit the game again for those achievements, but for my first time playing through this was very enjoyable.

It's a little boring

As much as I enjoyed the music, the gameplay isn't accurate.

Is there suppose to be a secret ending or something, cause I don't think I can play through this many songs and feel engaged in the gameplay.

EventHorizon responds:

there may be a final secret

Don't say it's too short or controversial.

It's suppose to be one of those non-sensical flash games that expresses a huge joke.

I laughed all three times when I purposely killed myself.

Considering the situation, I was hoping someone would make an Obama game based off the battle.

But if you read the dialogue, it's actually quite hilarious!

It's just okay.

If you polish this game up a bit, it could be really addictive.

It may seem a bit difficult for players to get that last upgrade piece. Assuming that is the last upgrade piece and the rest is just an 'all or nothing' survival mode.

But once you get it, you can really "wreck some shit!"

But there are a few things that really prevent this game from being really enjoyable.

The lack of killer sound effects. Everything just sound so monotonous.

There is no sound effect for your special attack for example.

No high pitch super powerful blast! Amazingly enough, you can still hear the music.
If it were me, I would have the robot's blaster be this HUGE sound that blasts the hell out of everything, making even the music mute.

A few other suggestions might be cool too.

-A more noticeable change in power ups. Like when you get rabid fire, it really goes faster!
-A bit more merciful for casual players, have an easy mode with more power-ups and health being dropped by large enemies.
-Speaking of which, there should be an assortment of different powers that can be upgraded as you collet them all. Buttons 1,2, and 3 could switch different powers to best fit certain enemies.

Ideas for power-ups. All inspired from games like Raiden and other shooters.

-Lightening Charger, multi-spread blaster, bouncing lasers, drop grenades.
-Droids that ride on ground attacking ground soldiers.
-Cluster missiles when explode on contact, release hundreds of mini-grenades.
-Heck, why not give him a huge Robot Chain Saw.

Also, it would be cool to customize your own giant robot with a swapping and coloring mode.

Swap out the head, body, arms, feet, etc.

That is all.

MindChamber responds:

I agree this game needs alot to really make it shine,

but like you said its really just a basic prototype.

hopefully in the future we can get a chance to flesh it out

As HILARIOUS and fun as this game is....

I'm somewhat concerned about the public's viewpoint on this game.

Word of this game will get out for it's soon to be popularity, but it will also bring out the worst in people who can't find humor in life.

You know what I'm talking about. Fox has done bull-sh** new blurbs about a couple of games and how 'offensive' they are to the public.

For people being handicap, this game might appear offensive. To the elderly, well...I doubt they even know how to use the internet.

Still, probably nothing to be really concerned about, it's all in humorous fun.

The game's mechanics are incredible! It's a fun little puzzle game by trial and error.

For a possible future SmartPhone App...make it like this why don't cha?

*(As the intentions of the game are to transport elderly and handicapped people to the ER during strained time...they should use dummies.)

You are only allowed so many dummies per level before making your final trail.

I'm addicted to this like Angry Birds man! This game is FUN!

"The best way to change the world is to first change yourself."

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Inside my own mind.......

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